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Testing a theory.


Dirtman

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It's up there.
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I poop in the furnace.
Walk in bath tub.

Lawnmower.

Light up toilet seat.
 


snoranger

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Dirtman

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I poop in the furnace.
Shhhhh Im doing science!
 

PetroleumJunkie412

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Give 'yer balls a tug. Fight me.
No you're not. ☢
 

PetroleumJunkie412

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Give 'yer balls a tug. Fight me.
I wonder if I can modify a benz emblem to look like a rad tag....
 

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Uncle Gump

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Probably has something to do with mowing the grass while pooping... taking a bath... watering and fertilizing the lawn all at the same time.
 

Grumpaw

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I don't count birthday's anymore...just happy to be looking down at the ground instead of looking up
Yeah, I guess you could mount the toilet seat on a riding mower and park it in a walk in tub all while taking a bath.
Obvious is the fact that a riding mower with a battery would power the lighted toilet seat.
 

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Grumpaw

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I don't count birthday's anymore...just happy to be looking down at the ground instead of looking up
I got it, I got it...
Dirtman is out mowing his grass where the goats pee'd.
He has to take a poop, so he runs to the furnace and is shown the way by the lighted toilet seat.
He finds he is out of toilet paper, and now has a giant "squishey" between his cheeks, so,
He runs to his walk in tub to take a quick "bidit" bath,
 

adsm08

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Probably has something to do with mowing the grass while pooping... taking a bath... watering and fertilizing the lawn all at the same time.
Nah, he's building a go-kart.
 

4.0blue98

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It was like that when I found it.
“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather."

-Bill Hicks
 

8thTon

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Park the mower in the tub and use the generator to power the toilet seat! Genius!
 

Ramcharger90

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Walk in lawnmower bath tub with a light up toilet seat.... 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
 

Ranger850

Doesn't get Sarcasm . . .
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Doing things wrong, until I get it right.

Ramcharger90

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Shampoo!!!!!
 

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