COLD!

[Dirtman]

From dinosaur poop......

Dinosaurs didn't poop... not once... ever.

 

[bilbo]

Can you tell where the oil came from?

It was all over the place when I looked under the truck. I didn't look for long as I had a meeting I had to get to and it was freezing.. When I get a chance and it's not negative balls cold I'm going to get it into the garage and look a bit closer.

Im guessing the engine.

That is correct.

 

[sheep herder]

How far south? This cold front extends all the way through Texas into Mexico. Good luck with that. We are forecasted to have -15 ambient late Monday/Tuesday. That has never happened in Oklahoma, it'll be a new record. Also expecting up to 15 inches of snow along with that. That's a huge amount of snow for us. Last time that happened was Christmas 2009.

I don't know how far south you need to go. I know I'm not far enough.

 

[Dirtman]

If you go too far south it just gets cold again...

EXPLAIN THAT ONE FLAT EARTHERS!

 

[cbxer55]

Dinosaurs didn't poop... not once... ever.

I guess your time machine is functioning well then, eh?

 

[MikeG]

Dinosaurs didn't poop... not once... ever.

They must have all died from constipation.....

 

[MikeG]

Need to be south of Austin to get out of cold weather right now.

The chickens can barely relax enough to lay an egg.....

 

[alwaysFlOoReD]

If you go too far south it just gets cold again...

EXPLAIN THAT ONE FLAT EARTHERS!

Well of course its flat. You've just reached the edge where it's cold because that's farthest from the sun.

 

[RonD]

Dinosaurs didn't poop... not once... ever.

Well then, I don't think it is just the Dinosaurs that are full of Sh!t

 

[MikeG]

29 and raining, not good for the trees.

 

[bilbo]

29 and raining, not good for the trees.

Yikes, that's one thing we don't get a lot of here is freezing rain thankfully. Probably not good for power lines either.

 

[MikeG]

No. It brings down power lines every time we have an ice storm.

 

[Dirtman]

Wimpy power lines!!!

 

[Roert42]

Only thing that takes down power lines around here is old ladies ice skating in their mercury on the way back from Bingo.

 

[Dirtman]

If you need to escape the cold you can all come hang out in my basement. It's very warm down there. There's also plenty of soup and its not even a dangerous pit of despair from which you will never escape or anything. Nope just a nice warm haven of soup and happy fun times.