ok i got one i am a marine mechanic so i get a call " when i put the boat in gear the boat does not move" so i drive 25 miles out to the guyi check his linkage and all that then i look at his prop... its on backwards!!! i ask him how he did that ( these things are not sposed to go on that way)well apparently mr. know it all jammed it on there taking out all the teeth on the spindle and then just put the nut on the end so it ws free spinning so i tell him that i am gonna have to rebuild his lower end and the warranty does not cover the OOV . hes like OOV? yes owner operator valve you must replace it because the old one just cost you 2000 bucks good news is there free .
nother one!
so i go out there and the guy is complaining about " loud pops and sputtering from is Yamaha" so i go out there (blown head gaskets are rare on outboards) will my tools and such and start working i clean the carbs ($200) change the fluids($50) to a leak down and compression test (free ninetynine) and in there is a huge leak in the #1 so i get my light and take a peek in the hole and see what looks like another hole.... so i get my feeler gauge and start poking around and sure enough something dont feel right
so i pull off the head and there is a hole in the piston so i look at him... hes like what? im like do you not see the hole? " i thought that was there so the gas can get in the cylinder" i look at him again... "realy?" the rough hole right where the spark plug is and you think its so the fuel can get in the combustion chamber? him"yes?" ok let me explain this simpler what kind of plugs do you use? "autolights im not playing for ngk's! there 2 dollars more" well you should of because not your gonna play me 3,500+ what i did today"
then advance jokes
i walk in...
me: " hey how you doin im lookin for a part"
him: ok what ya looking for
me: 81 DMC delorean
him: ok.. what ya lookin for
me: i need a fan belt and a flux capacitor
him: after 10 minutes hold on i got the fan belt but the flux capacitor let me call over the manger
me: ok
manger: what ya looking for hmm 81 dmc flux capacitor
me: yup
manger: hey paul ( a.k.a him
its back next to the trim
me: great scott!!!!
the manger starts cracking up!!!!! laughing his ass off to the point where he is crying
he looks at me
manger: i havent laughed like that in years!!!!! just between me and you im goona fire that idiot by the way did you really need that fan belt?
me: nope just part of the joke
called up the same place later that day looking for lube for my 94 probe lol