another long shot, I mean a really ridiculous na' that can't possibly be it long shot....
is the driver side valve cover filling with oil? not draining back to the pan? pull the PCV valve and have a rag handy.
along that path of brainstorming, valve seals? unlikely, but an oil-flooded head will leak oil past good seals.
hey, at least this stuff is cheap to check.
yes, excess oil should also drain back thru the pushrod holes, but they are higher than the drain holes so quite a bit
of oil can accumulate if the drain holes are blocked. your plug 6 is the worst, it's also the lowest.
side note: cat converts can't differentiate between excess oil or gas. in their view both are fuel and the PCM will do strange things
to the fuel trim while oil is overwhelming the system.
again, all this is a lonnnnng shot but it's worth looking at.