Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

[robertc1024]

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....


#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun


Oh god - I'm going to hell.

 

[Sunk]

I'd think you could probably get a couple 22s for an old 44.

 

[LIMA BEAN]

I once went down under to the bush on safari, was like looking down the pipes of a double barrel elephant gun... I swear them hyena's were laughing at me as I run buck nekid...