So I'm looking for a ranger and I find this...

[Boghog1]

Warning not for those with weak stomaches


http://www.cars-on-line.com/24808.html

and

 

[ChrisR1S]

I think i just vomited a little in my mouth

 

[gribly]

Well, if you think about it, a ranger's front suspension would be great for a lowrider with hydraulics.. Not one like that, but a 2wd first gen? That one is ruined though.

 

[Iron Ranger]

That certainly is..........um............."plush" is the word that comes to mind.

I like the metallic green paint, but that's probably the extent of it.

 

[Tobs99Ranger]

that is wrong on so many levels

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

why God, why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[OilPatch197]

Are you allowed to wear shoes when your in that thing?

 

[straycat]

Man....I love that truck. How much?? My cats can ride in style. No mice will ever come near the place with that truck parked in front of the house!!!!! lol



Gag me with a pitch fork!!!!!!!!

 

[master hec0]

its worth it just for all those batteries lol. but omfg is it ever ugly

 

[02RangerXLT]

Shag now, or shag later?

 

[adsm08]

looks comfy though.

 

[OilPatch197]

1998 Ford Ranger XLT

Ford Ranger XLT . This Sweet Lowrider Show Truck has a Super clean 2.5 Liter stock engine with 85,000 original miles and automatic transmission. Candy organic green paint with jumbo flake, lots of pinstriping, gold leaf and window engravings. Body Modifications include Molded body kit, French antenna, shaved tailgate handle, shaved emblems, suicide hood with molded underside.

HYDRAULICS are as follows, 2 CCE Fat Boy Set Up which includes chrome tank & motor, Gold block, Gold CCE back plates & rods, Gold 1/2" check valves, Gold dump stems, stainless steel hardlines, #11 gears, 8 optima blue top batteries, 6 solenoids. INTERIOR is Green and Gold velvet tuck & roll, custom neons on dash. UNDERCARRIAGE: Frame is reinforced for Hydros, front A-Arms extended 1/2", 4 ton springs in front, 3 ton springs in rear, Rear end is fully reinforced.

Gold 13x7 Crown Wire Wheels with Candy Green Spokes, Brand new 155x80 white wall tires, and much much more. Complete 20x20 car show display with lights is included as well. Please contact me for more pictures or info. PRICE REDUCED $ 5,500 or best offer

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[02RangerXLT]

Well, I mean... the exterior wouldn't be so terrible if it had some regular tires on it, but my lawn mower has bigger tires than whats on there now... and my lawn mower has better rims.

 

[Nhaz]

WTH is a shaved hood? I mean. I KNOW its a Truck. But man I didn't know they grew hair!

 

[02RangerXLT]

WTH is a shaved hood? I mean. I KNOW its a Truck. But man I didn't know they grew hair!

And a "French Antenna"?

There is a good joke waiting for that, I just haven't thought of it yet.