Pitchman Billy Mays Found Dead

[mentalbreakdown00]

Everyone goes sometime. What makes me sad is we worry that celebs are dead, and not the single father working 3 jobs to feed his kids and now the sorry mother that lives off the government and refuses to get a job gets the child now. He's more deserving than billy mays, MJ, paris hilton, or any of those quacks. I sure hope one day we stop idolizing these people, but it's not gonna happen. Sorry for the rant.

 

[Jason]

Hi ,Billy Mays Here!!! I'm Dead!!!!!!

Good thing I dug my own grave with the Awesome Auger!!!!!!!

 

[Chevelle Kid]

I am seriously sad...

 

[Jim Oaks]

WTF!!

What's with these guys dying at 50. First Michael Jackson and now Billy Mays. I hope this doesn't meen I only have 9-years left.

 

[bbbb51]

Bad wknd for all these celebs. hmm ,what can u do ?

 

[Jason]

Make crude jokes entirely too early? That's my plan.

 

[93Ranger4x4]

i just got online to see that he died, i loved watching that show Pitchmen. Wtf is going on? is this all a big conspiracy or somethin?

Now we'll never be able to unleash the power of oxygen.....

 

[93Ranger4x4]

I too enjoyed watching pitchmen. i'm starting to think its a big conspiracy!

 

[Frank The Tank]

My dodge was once in a commercial on the local news station, holy crap I could start a trend of local celebrities kicking off now!!!

Frank --- off to hide in a dark closet with a glass of ice and a bottle of scotch until "us" celebrities get karma to change around.

 

[Capt Jay]

When MJ gets buried, will he decompose? He's half plastic.
Billy Mays, good riddance. He was annoying.

We celebrate these people for no reason. The real people we should celebrate are those that have had some real impact on humanity. The inventor of the polio vaccine (Jonas Salk), the discovery of x-rays (Wilhelm Konrad Von Roentgen), the internal combustion engine (Nickolaus August Otto), the inventor all intelligent thought (Capt Jay). These are the real contributors to the world, not some pitchman or a plastic pedophile.

 

[Jay FX4]

Some of you guys are shameless. Making fun of dead people? Come on....

 

[Capt Jay]

Some of you guys are shameless. Making fun of dead people? Come on....

MJ was only half person. The other half was science fiction.

I forgot to mention earlier. We should celebrate the 9-5 joe that puts food on the table day in and day out. To me, that is what really matters.

 

[skippy]

When MJ gets buried, will he decompose? He's half plastic.
Billy Mays, good riddance. He was annoying.

We celebrate these people for no reason. The real people we should celebrate are those that have had some real impact on humanity. The inventor of the polio vaccine (Jonas Salk), the discovery of x-rays (Wilhelm Konrad Von Roentgen), the internal combustion engine (Nickolaus August Otto), the inventor all intelligent thought (Capt Jay). These are the real contributors to the world, not some pitchman or a plastic pedophile.

Inventor of all intelligent thought? and Modesty too!

 

[Capt Jay]

Inventor of all intelligent thought? and Modesty too!

Just screwing around. As for modesty, I didn't invent it............. I perfected it.

 

[skippy]

Just screwing around. As for modesty, I didn't invent it............. I perfected it.

You have a way with words,you are cracking me up.