ok mine was complete idiocracy. i was going to take the gkn shaft out of my b2 and replace it with a spicer one. my driveway is on a slight hill. i put the ebrake down and pulled the wheel chocks out and put them BEHIND the tire. yea dont work on cars after youve worked 12 hours in 100* weather outside. anyways last bolt to the driveshaft was kinda tight and when it come out the e-brake released(i guess it was in between clicks or something, and the fawker rolled onto my left side. luckily i was about to grab the tire and rotate myself where i could put my leg on the hitch and keep it from going all the way over me. i cursed for my g/f which was 7 months pregnant to get the fawker off of me, she pushed it uphill and i couldnt slide out because the dam tire was on my shirt. ripped the shirt and crawled out. she said the ebrake kept popping up everytime she pushed it down. long story short, had a lacerated spleen, no broken bones, and a badly hurt pride and alot of pain meds. didnt have to have surgury or anything, and was released 3 days later. i got EXTREMELY lucky, the doctor said in 26years of trauma he has never seen anybody survive from something like that. when we dialed 911 about 10 firefighters showed up thinking i was still under it. i was on the couch waitin on them lol. funny part is i couldnt find anyone to put my new d-shaft in it while i was in the hospital. finally talked a buddy into it. when u tell someone about your ride running u over changing a shaft out they are reluctant to get under said ride. 2 months later i was back working and wrenching. and a month later my son was born
another thing was i was jacking up my jeep with my hilift in my aunts garage to change out an axleshaft. the jack started leaning sideways so i put a stand under the passenger side axle and proceeded to take the tire off
i got the tire off and couldnt get the jack out, started to lower and the hi lift kicked out and when it did it knocked the jack stand over and the brake disc landed on about 2500 dollers worth of trim work that was already cut and painted about to go into her house the next couple of days. o yea she was pissed lol. i kept having to jack with a bottle jack and put phone books under the disk till i got to where i could put the neighbors floorjack under the shock mount