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[Pt_Ranger_V8]

My nuts hurt.


Just got back from the Dr's office for my vaasectomy. Aside from the fact that they went through ~20cc's of lidocane during the procedure, and it took about 3x as long sa it should. It wasn't *too* bad... the percoset's help a wee bit too


So, I shall sit on my couch with a case of coors lite, many many bags of frozen peas, and a prescription for percs...

my posts shall make less sensethat usual

 

[mhughes165]

congratulations, u are now that much less of a man, how does it make u feel

 

[Boggin]

aww, sorry for ya man,
Sometimes Its Hard Being A Man..

 

[Sasquatch_Ryda]

Well, at least you'll save money on birth control

 

[Roadkill]

I had a buddy that had that done. We laughed at his expense for a good while. Especially when at a Christmas party he was drinking, sneezed, and popped a stitch. I wasn't about to offer first aid for sure. It was funny as heck though. He was fine in the end (no pun intended) but it was a lot more painful than the docs made him believe.

 

[red85]

^no fair bringing that up! I should have asked somebody to kiss it better maybe LOL

 

[v-8power]

Did you walk home after the procedure? LOL

 

[Jspafford]

I think Jeff Foxworthy said it best,

"Takin' the bullets outta the gun, you can point it at anybody now, they won't care"

 

[shadetree]

I had a friend that had a vasectomy reversal. It took him almost a year to completely heal. Mucho pain and agony. He said the vasectomy was a cake walk. I was thinking about having it done, but anything sharp around the nads just doesn't work. I might wind up like this guy. He went to the doc for a vasectomy. During the procedure, the doc slipped and whacked off one of his nads. To keep the dude from finding out, he replaced the nad with a clove of garlic, sewed him back up, and sent him on his way. He came in for his monthly checkup, and the doc asked him how he was doing. The man replied that he was ok, but had a couple of strange problems. The doc asked what the problems were. The dude said that everytime he took a piss his eyes would water, and everytime he passed a pizza joint he got a hard on. shady

 

[Turbo-T]

A bunch of us at work had it done. We had one guy convinced he'd have to get shots once a month to keep his voice from going up.

 

[Jspafford]

A bunch of us at work had it done. We had one guy convinced he'd have to get shots once a month to keep his voice from going up.

What? Did you all sit in a circle and pass around a pair of scissors?

Or did you get a group rate?

 

[reginald fairfield]

Sorry, not for me, shootin' blanks ain't no fun. I like myself too much to have that done ha ha.

 

[Pt_Ranger_V8]

Sorry, not for me, shootin' blanks ain't no fun. I like myself too much to have that done ha ha.

on the contrary... shootin blanks is way better, cause you don't have to wotty about babies




of course, in your situation, you probably don;t have to worry about sex with a real woman, let alone babies

 

[chico4554]

ouch...mega burn

 

[ZMan]

Sorry, not for me, shootin' blanks ain't no fun. I like myself too much to have that done ha ha.

fun? having kids is fun?