My Freinds Make My RANGER Roll......

[jmsmith76]

flour and corn syrup on the windshield. i colored a guy's windows with window paint in high school and he did the flour and corn syrup to me during football summer camp and i got up early and didn't have time to clean it off so after it sat in the sun in the parking lot it was a pain in the ass to clean off and windshield wipers just smear it real good

 

[skyy_4life]

how about just wait untill a hot day and put a few slices of bologna on his hood and when he peels them off it peels of his paint.... heh. or do as my uncle did to some guy who wouldnt sell him a car for his asking price.... piss on his door handles.. heh. nah for real though... beat the **** out of me but dont ever touch my truck or ill have to murder you. thats how i see it.

 

[Maverick]

This thread is like the anarchist's cookbook: TRS edition. Don't forget, draining the oil should always be followed by as much expanding foam as you can fit in the oil pan

The only one i can think of that hasnt been said is very destructive.

That would be putting a few ounces of Castrol Super Clean (purple jug) into the targets crankcase.
It takes the oils lubricating properties away, but never shows a low oil pressure lamp, and shows oil on the dipstick, but the motor doesnt run for long without lube...

instead of wiring the airbag to the interior light which will pop as soon as door opens wire it to ignition so it pegs em in the face as soon as he goes to start the car...

how about just wait untill a hot day and put a few slices of bologna on his hood and when he peels them off it peels of his paint....

This discussion has gone from practical jokes to straight out vandalism. Which we do not condone and will not be discussing. This thread is done.