Who taught this ahole to drive?

[TrucksGetDirty]

Well I was ridding home at around 6ish, so there is a boat load of traffic out.


The three lights in front of me are red and I have lived here long enough to know when they are going to change back to green. Well this ahole behind me is riding my ass because I guess I wasn't going fast enough to the next red light. The extra lane comes up and I turn it into when you are suppost to, and this woman behind me is trying to go into the gravel to get around me.. but uhh, no (I didn't speed up or nothing). So the light turns green and I cruise my way to the next red light. The woman behind me continues to ride my tail, enough to where I can't see their lights in any of my mirrors. Well we both take the turn... Im at 2500rpms and I hear there little Ford SUV coming reving up from behind me. She had to be going at 5000rpms... only to end up...
Right next to me at the next red light!!! I honked and gave a double thumbs up, I wish I had a sign "You are a winner."

People are so annoying!

 

[Jspafford]

People must have it out for you or something. You've had nothing but trouble.

 

[TrucksGetDirty]

Oh no! There are always aholes out there. They just get angry with me cause I don't give a damn and I slow down when people ride my tail.
Before that some hottie in a lifted Ford honked at me in my little Mazda and waved, I felt special afterwards.

 

[skippy]

don't you love it,happens here all the time.ride my bumper in all weather conditions,go into another lane,if it isn,t faster they swing back in behind me as if we are at the talledega 500.all this happens at 65 to whatever mph.

leave the required distance between yourself and vehicle in front,kills em,they got to have that space.if they can't get around you,the hands go up in the air as curse words are mouthed,or they speed up danger close honk the horn and pound the steering wheel.

all you can do is smile at em and hope they don't cause a 2 hour traffic gridlock.

 

[triumphrider-1]

Well I was ridding home at around 6ish, so there is a boat load of traffic out.


The three lights in front of me are red and I have lived here long enough to know when they are going to change back to green. Well this ahole behind me is riding my ass because I guess I wasn't going fast enough to the next red light. The extra lane comes up and I turn it into when you are suppost to, and this woman behind me is trying to go into the gravel to get around me.. but uhh, no (I didn't speed up or nothing). So the light turns green and I cruise my way to the next red light. The woman behind me continues to ride my tail, enough to where I can't see their lights in any of my mirrors. Well we both take the turn... Im at 2500rpms and I hear there little Ford SUV coming reving up from behind me. She had to be going at 5000rpms... only to end up...
Right next to me at the next red light!!! I honked and gave a double thumbs up, I wish I had a sign "You are a winner."

People are so annoying!

I see I am not the only no that sees no point in rushing to the red light.

The look they give you after you give them a thumbs up for beating you to the red light is priceless.

 

[mhughes165]

i know, i love it, but i wonder.....what are the ramifications of break checkin someone thats doin that that close...

 

[TrucksGetDirty]

OH! Fun....
Some ass was so close to my bumper (it was like 1am) that all I could see was the very top of his car. So I hit the brakes 3 times. We was quick to dart out of my lane, which was completely free and there was no reason to be so close to my truck.
Sometimes messing with people is funner then just ignoring them.

 

[Mark_88]

Yeah, tapping the brake pedal a few times usually gives them enough warning...if they don't get off my ass I slow right down and will even stop (as long as it's a 4-lane where they can go around...and if they stop behind me I get out...walk back to their car...whip out my weenie and tell them it's a breathalizer test...just blow!

 

[Jspafford]

Yeah, tapping the brake pedal a few times usually gives them enough warning...if they don't get off my ass I slow right down and will even stop (as long as it's a 4-lane where they can go around...and if they stop behind me I get out...walk back to their car...whip out my weenie and tell them it's a breathalizer test...just blow!

Shit, what happened to the smilie with the waist high boots on?

 

[TrucksGetDirty]

Weenie...

I hope you give them a warning first:

Small parts may cause choking hazard.

 

[flyingbrick]

My dad’s old cab-over had a switch under the dash that when flipped would bypass the brake lights causing them to not come on when the brakes are pressed... Let’s just say when you’re all of a sudden coming up to an 80,000 LB rig that fast you tent to back off.

 

[Mark_88]

Shit, what happened to the smilie with the waist high boots on?

LOL! I only wear those when I'm expecting rough water...

 

[cr_the_machinist]

Thats what people drive like out here in Michigan. I usually just ignore it cause most of the time its some dumbass 16 year old kid.... but it's fun to play around with people every once and a while. I remember some guy in an Acura TL was riding my tail in a 35 and I was going 41~42 (wtf?). He rode me for about 2 minutes and i finally saw his signal go on to turn on to a dirt road.... so it was time to has fun.... hahahahahaha!!! Looks like he had just washed his car so I dusted the crap outta that road.... I was laughing my a** off!!!!

 

[skippy]

Yeah, tapping the brake pedal a few times usually gives them enough warning...if they don't get off my ass I slow right down and will even stop (as long as it's a 4-lane where they can go around...and if they stop behind me I get out...walk back to their car...whip out my weenie and tell them it's a breathalizer test...just blow!

can't whip out the wedding jewels in public,you go on the sex offender list,then the government gets to tell you where you can and can not live.

that and we can carry here,so that puppy may get blown in a bad way.

 

[Mark_88]

Weenie...

I hope you give them a warning first:

Small parts may cause choking hazard.

Oh, that almost hurt! If it weren't for the fact that I know otherwise...lol!