Who taught this ahole to drive?

[LearjetMinako]

Around here, no driver is safe. It would seem that most drivers here are truely idiots. I had one driver last week that just could not wait another 50 yards to make their turn. So they pass me, cut in front of my and make their right turn. Just 6 seconds more, and they could have made that turn without all that work.

If you ride a motorcycle. It almost makes you want to wear x-mas tree lights. Because no matter how bright the orange I wear, theres always that one that thinks I'm worth 500pts to run over.

 

[TrucksGetDirty]

i agree,fuckers need to learn how to drive,and when they come to America they need to learn English. we had a big meeting at my work today and the big cheese said we all needed to learn Spanish for communication, so i stood up and said, " **** that this is American these damn Mexicans need to learn English" and that was the end of that,no more mandatory change of language

Give them a break....
They were driving donkey carts before they got here.

 

[flyingbrick]

Give them a break....
They were driving donkey carts before they got here.

At least it was 4wd.

 

[Shoeboy]

Give them a break....
They were driving donkey carts before they got here.

Or camel carts as the case would be here

 

[rangerbum]

Honestly, we should all team up and use the draft to save gas. The other day i was on the way back from fishin with a buddy and there was a big lifted chevy 454 silverado doin 90-95. So i tucked in behind him and shoved it in neutral and turned the key back. i followed him for 40 miles without using a drop of gasoline. I had to ride lightly on the brakes from time to time to avoid getting sucked into the back of him.

 

[Sunk]

Honestly, we should all team up and use the draft to save gas. The other day i was on the way back from fishin with a buddy and there was a big lifted chevy 454 silverado doin 90-95. So i tucked in behind him and shoved it in neutral and turned the key back. i followed him for 40 miles without using a drop of gasoline. I had to ride lightly on the brakes from time to time to avoid getting sucked into the back of him.

 

[Simple_serf]

i agree,fuckers need to learn how to drive,and when they come to America they need to learn English. we had a big meeting at my work today and the big cheese said we all needed to learn Spanish for communication, so i stood up and said, " **** that this is American these damn Mexicans need to learn English" and that was the end of that,no more mandatory change of language

See, around here, IT's always a rich dude in a car with Ohio plates (Chatauqua is where the clevelanders come to vacation)

I had a dude tailgating me (All I could see was the Grille of the SUV...he was literally 2 inches off my bumper) tonight after I took my parents out to dinner. I dropped their taurus down to 15mph. In a 55. I also like using the whole 2nd gear brake in my truck.

That stops them in a hurry.

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

I hate people riding way too close... I've given up on the tapping the brakes thing... most of the idiots around here act like it's a game. So I'll just drop a gear or two and suddenly that hitch looks REAL big in their windshield.

I've also done this:

 

[86ford]

See, around here, IT's always a rich dude in a car with Ohio plates (Chatauqua is where the clevelanders come to vacation)

I had a dude tailgating me (All I could see was the Grille of the SUV...he was literally 2 inches off my bumper) tonight after I took my parents out to dinner. I dropped their taurus down to 15mph. In a 55. I also like using the whole 2nd gear brake in my truck.

That stops them in a hurry.

i cant argue with the ohio plates comment or the cleveland comment, i live here. i do drive like i have a race car alot but i DONT tailgate unless i have a chance to pass. many of the local clevelanders think its normal to be within a half a car at 60mph+. if it dosent do you any good in terms of getting to your destination faster or moving ahead in traffic why ride so close? i am far from a "safe" driver but some of the locals here are CRAZY! i had a guy who got mad that i wasent driving with the pedal to the floor on a long circular entrance ramp TRY and **** with me for 10 miles or so. he never won but it got close to being really bad a few times. he was making attempts to weave in and out of traffic to get in front of me just to stomp on the brakes in front of me (i drive way to fast as is). clevelanders, particularly ones from the east side of town are REALLY bad drivers. turn signals and proper following distance are NEVER obeyed.

86

 

[Hahnsb2]

If drivers like that are bad enough to piss you off enough to post about it, you should spend about 45 minutes up here. I've seen every fuckin retard move known to man. My absolute favorite is the fuckstick in the left lane going by everyone untill they are 300 feet from the off-ramp and cut off everyone across 3 lanes to get to it, every monday when I do my delivery for work I see it non-stop. Don't even get me started on the other retard moves. Such as the clueless dickbag who is in an POSTED exit only lane for the last 1/2 mile and when it actually does exit they have to squeeze back on and slow everyone down.

 

[philzilla]

the only time i drive like an asshole is when people in luxury cars drive by me and give me a snooty look because they think im driving a pos, thats when i break out the 2.9L's of fury, but other than that i do think its funny when people try to pass me and we only end up at the light next to eachother, oh and dont you hate those right shoulder drivers on the freeway when there is traffic and they wiz by you like they are too good to wait like everyone else, i know it is wrong but sometimes i give just a slight twitch towards their lane as there driving up and they slow down considerable

 

[Hahnsb2]

Yeah, passing someone only to end up at the light next to them makes you feel like a douche, I pass people if they don't do the speed limit, or if they are doing the speed limit yet drive a shitty car that spews blue and/or black smoke and I don't want to smell it, typically when I pass someone I make it though the next stop light and they get stuck at it, if I wanted to travel under the speed limit, I'd ride a bike.

 

[PaleBlue90]

i useully break check em, not hard just a tap and they get the hint. the one ricer in a talon kept trying to pit me tonight after i break checked him beacuse he was on my ass when the other lane was clear, after he missed his "pit" he tryed to speed up and go around me....lets just say shifting up from 4th that cherry bomb on my 2.9 at 4500 sounded mean not to mention it broke the rearend loose on dry pavement he followed me a little more and when i beat him from light to light for the 3rd time he turned and left me alone...

 

[reno]

That's weird,most of the bad drivers here are from Ohio and Michigan, but they are like 90 yrs of age and up. Light those tires up to get into traffic then drive like 31 mph in a 55. 2 lane one way street,stay in right lane then mke a left. Start braking for a light - whether it be a red or green, does not matter - as soon as it is visible. Change lanes, if in right lane signal right and go left. back out of parking space to face the wrong way, because that is the way you want to go.

All the rest are just compete morons. When they tailgate me I just ignore them. My youngest is learning to drive and he had this problem a lot, I taught him how to aggrivate them more than anything. Just ignore them, if they slam that rearend you can then honestly say you di not cause this. When they are crazy enough to risk their life.your life and the lives of others to pass you, then act like more of a nut job (cut you off,slam on their brakes,etc..),as soon as they are about half way past you just let off the gas and tap the brakes and slow down. Allow them to get plenty ahead of you. Most idiots like that are running late, and require you to make this an emergency on your part. He has not had any more problems on the road since.

You guys be careful out there. Nut jobs on the road think it is ok to pull a gun and fire a few rounds. I know it is like LET EM - Bring it on, I am not scared. Well neither are they until it happens...... I always get satisfaction when one of the nut jobs drive like this go about one more mile and get stopped . 2 weeks ago, on a Saturday,there was a nutjob riding asses and weaving. Got right up on this Grey Dodge P\U, kept swerving, blowing the horn, Dodge eases off to the shoulder to let him around. As soon as he does, he cuts the truck off and then what looked like a fit of anger, the truck punches it to go after him. The Eclipse (the nut) slams on his brakes, flips him off, and right as the passenger decides to make the worst move ever, he started to pull out what looked like a shotgun, right at the same time, I hear a siren and that truck had red and blue lights!!!! Unmarked cop.Needless to say, there were numerous cops there within a minute. In the paper the teen stated the gun was not loaded and he was just "joking". Morons, complete Morons. A 17yr old and a 16 yr old has possibly ruined their lives now, over wanting to be the fastest baddest driver on the road.

 

[RedRanger888]

If drivers like that are bad enough to piss you off enough to post about it, you should spend about 45 minutes up here. I've seen every fuckin retard move known to man. My absolute favorite is the fuckstick in the left lane going by everyone untill they are 300 feet from the off-ramp and cut off everyone across 3 lanes to get to it, every monday when I do my delivery for work I see it non-stop. Don't even get me started on the other retard moves. Such as the clueless dickbag who is in an POSTED exit only lane for the last 1/2 mile and when it actually does exit they have to squeeze back on and slow everyone down.

I know what ya mean about this area. I work down in Tualatin, and see both kinds of crap every day, especially around the I-5 bridge: staying in the passing lane until they get to the exit, then dive over. And off-ramp lanes that merge back into traffic just irritate the heck outta me. I make em work for it though if they're going to cut me off. Run em off on the shoulder!