Who taught this ahole to drive?

[lil_Blue_Ford]

2 weeks ago, on a Saturday,there was a nutjob riding asses and weaving. Got right up on this Grey Dodge P\U, kept swerving, blowing the horn, Dodge eases off to the shoulder to let him around. As soon as he does, he cuts the truck off and then what looked like a fit of anger, the truck punches it to go after him. The Eclipse (the nut) slams on his brakes, flips him off, and right as the passenger decides to make the worst move ever, he started to pull out what looked like a shotgun, right at the same time, I hear a siren and that truck had red and blue lights!!!! Unmarked cop.Needless to say, there were numerous cops there within a minute. In the paper the teen stated the gun was not loaded and he was just "joking". Morons, complete Morons. A 17yr old and a 16 yr old has possibly ruined their lives now, over wanting to be the fastest baddest driver on the road.

Now THERE is a real case of the stupids... Police don't take well to "jokes" like that.

 

[reno]

It was funny to watch them get slammed to the ground, "COPS" in 3d. But sucked at the same time. Traffic jam for about 15 minutes. I would like to know where the kids got the gun from, if it was one of their parents, Oh boy, they will get it in the shorts.

 

[86ford]

reno wins the award for best story so far!

86

 

[reno]

WOO HOO!!! What is the award? A premium membership here????

 

[skippy]

WOO HOO!!! What is the award? A premium membership here????

just our gratitude for the entertaining story.

 

[Hahnsb2]

I know what ya mean about this area. I work down in Tualatin, and see both kinds of crap every day, especially around the I-5 bridge: staying in the passing lane until they get to the exit, then dive over. And off-ramp lanes that merge back into traffic just irritate the heck outta me. I make em work for it though if they're going to cut me off. Run em off on the shoulder!

Yeah, I drive down right next to the Hillsboro airport for my delivery on mondays. The worst stretch for idiots seems to be between the I-5 bridge down to the Sunset tunnel.

On my road (50 MPH country road) there is a long straight stretch in front of my house, last summer they made it a no passing zone since all the accidents, and a sheriff likes to sit down on the gravel road down at the end of my property and since the road goes below the main road he's mostly concealed. A few days ago a douche in a Honda had been following me for a few miles then decides it's a great time to pass in the no passing zone, passes me and the car in front of me, sheriff was sitting right there and saw him and took off after him, I love Karma!

 

[Redneckryder]

i was coming home from school one day and this caprice was up my pooper. finally swung out around and there was a sheriff sitting in plain sight. i thought, "wow, they usually dont sit in plain sight, and my fuzzbuster isn't going apeshit like usual..." caprice sees him and drops back in behind me. we get past him, caprice rolls out from behind me, drops a gear and is doin maybe 70-75 by my front fender. then i hear it..beep....beep..beep.beepbeepbeep another sheriff was tucked in a driveway a quarter mile from the first, and he was runnin radar!! i see flashers, brakelights, and as i went past him again, he was not a happy person..

 

[DRangerd]

Good method to keeo the A-holes off your ass- I wear my 4 inch drop hitch in my reciever UPSIDE DOWN - with no ball in it, ya wanna hit me, go ahead- That 1/2 inch thick piece o steel is goin right thru their radiator, so I'll be LMFAO as I drive off and they wait for the towtruck..........

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

Good method to keeo the A-holes off your ass- I wear my 4 inch drop hitch in my reciever UPSIDE DOWN - with no ball in it, ya wanna hit me, go ahead- That 1/2 inch thick piece o steel is goin right thru their radiator, so I'll be LMFAO as I drive off and they wait for the towtruck..........

Not sure if it varies by state, but in PA it is illegal to run with your hitch in if you're not towing. I guess it's so idiots don't bang their knees off trying to walk behind you're vehicle (mine is right at knee buster level, I've forgot about it before)

Mine stays in all the time because of my stainless locking hitchpin... well.. locking up.

 

[jharms02]

here is some driving rules in Pheonix AZ, I think The suv Mom is a rule every where lol.

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name. It is: "FEE - NICKS"
2 The morning rush hour is from 5:00am to 10:00am. The evening rush hour is from 3:00pm to 7:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.

3. The minimum acceptable speed on all freeways -- "I-10, I-17, U.S. 60, Loop 202 "-- is 85 mph. You may only exceed that speed on Loop 101, where the speed is allowed to match the highway number. Anything less is considered "Wussy"..

4 Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Phoenix has its own version of traffic rules.

* Cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go next at a four-way stop.

* The truck with the biggest tires go after that.

(Note: East Valley, SUV-driving, cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right Of way.)

5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot.

6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously.

7. Construction is a permanent fixture in Phoenix. Detour barrels are moved around during the middle of the night to make the next day's driving a bit more exciting.

8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, skunks, dogs, barrels, cones, cows, horses, cats, mattresses, shredded tires, squirrels, rabbits, crows, vultures, javelinas, roadrunners, and the coyotes feeding on any of these items.

9 You must know that "Maricopa Freeway, Papago Freeway and the "I-10" are the same road.

10. To find anything in Phoenix, it is required to know where Central and Washington are. This is our Alpha and Omega--the Beginning and the End.

11. If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the shoulder immediately to let them know it has been "accidentally activated."

12. If you are in the left lane, and only driving 70 in a 55-65 mph zone, you are considered a road hazard and will be "flipped off" accordingly.

13. Ground clearance of at least 12 inches is recommended for city driving.

14. You are allowed to wear potholders to protect your hands and fingers during summer driving.

15. You WILL be inundated with the most inconsiderate people in the universe. You can hear them coming from any direction at the distance of 1,243 feet with BOOM BOOM BOOM with no other sounds emanating from their car......I'm sure you know what I mean.