Tactful Ways To Say PISS OFF!

[hoosier1104]

Is there any way to tell some one to **** off in a polite nonviolent manner? I ask this bc our tenants are packing up to move to Missouri, of all places, and ****ed up the side door just installed a couple months ago. I am going assess the damage when I get home and go heffer hunting with a military tone. My fellow vets now exactly what tone I am talking about. Needless to say my leg will not stop bouncing bc I want to crack some ****ing skulls. Oh yeah I failed to mention the best part. They are over weight fugly lesbians that could not even get laid in a morgue or a porno.

Now only if I had some cold ones in the fridge to help me calm down.

Edit: One of them had the ****ing stones to post this as a facebook status.

this room is a mess but the majority of the things are packed...now comes to the little shit that are left around the room....exhausted and ready for bed....really hope i don't have to deal with any childish games in the morning....i rather sleep til its time for church

I am going to have a ****ing field day with these 2.

 

[xr75er]

thats how it goes as a land lord. nitpick the sh!t out of the damage deposit.and list all the damage you can find and send them a bill.

 

[JohnnyU]

Why don't you try to assess the situation before getting bent out of shape? Then perhaps you can deal with them like you are a civil human being, not some kind of animal ready to fly off the handle at the slightest tick. If they caused damage, then either they can pay to replace it, or else their renter's insurance should. It's pretty simple, really.




Go sit down and take a few breaths before you blow a gasket.

 

[adsm08]

I sure hope you had them put down a security deposit.

otherwise just bill them for it along with the rest of the damages.

 

[babytruck]

getcha some!!

 

[LIMA BEAN]

Call animal control, they take gay girl heffers.

 

[trail B2]

It's a financial relation not a friendship.You don't like them and there leaving what could be better.Finish up financially best you can smile and wave knowing you'll never see them again.

 

[hoosier1104]

My gf calmed me down when I got home from work and assessed the damage to the door. The arms that pull the doors shut, no longer pull it shut. The room down stairs is a complete disaster. Not to mention they are leaving without shampooing the carpet. My gf said that if they give me any shit to basically tell them to get the rest of their shit out and go stay at one of their moms place.

My beef is with only one of them. She is lazy, ungrateful and does anything to take advantage of the system. Here recently she had a job with Speedway, was let go for using her reward points, and was offered a full time position. She turned it down so she could continue to collect unemployment while working 9-10 hrs a week. I have only known her since I have been with my gf so 2 yrs. She got kicked out of Ivy Tech for not going to class and dropped out of ITT Tech because well I am not exactly sure about that one. Mainly because she is lazy.

 

[LearjetMinako]

Sounds like a real world winner of social failure to me. I would be pissed too about those things. They should at least have the carpet cleaned and their stuff gone when they move out. But renters always seem to be in that state of mind of, "like I give a sh*t", attitude. And I have seen the aftermath of that attitude. One renter got so ticked off, he manged to rip out the master bath tub from the second floor and used it as a sled on the stairs.

 

[cody93]

this is why we installed lenoleum floors in the retal we own, not to mention we picked up the apliances of the side the road, so they can get trashed for all we care(how else do u think we keep thier rent low)

 

[USMCFords]

Tell them if they munch the carpet, they best clean it.

 

[Scotty J.]

They are over weight fugly lesbians that could not even get laid in a morgue or a porno

I hear ya. Lesbians are fun to watch on the interwebz, but dealing with them in real life is a bitch!

Oh, the best "PISS OFF" line to me was by the Bandit: "Do the letters "F.O." mean anything to you" LOL!!!

 

[adsm08]

he manged to rip out the master bath tub from the second floor and used it as a sled on the stairs.

Can you say "No security deposit back"

and

Bad tenant, BAD!

 

[Jspafford]

I find it humorous that the fact they are lesbian seems to play a big part in this thread and the tenant/landlord issue.

 

[Ak_Ranger]

Tell them if they munch the carpet, they best clean it.

thats just wrong! lmao lol