Okay guys, here is what we do to prank people.

[Surrey]

You just rearrange them? We shrink wrapped one to a lift and the van on it.

At my old work we used to shrink wrap people together... We had a pallet-wrapping machine, so all you had to do was stand on the circle and turn it on, and it starts spinning. God that thing was fun.

One time we shrink-wrapped a friends car while he was asleep in it. Guy wakes up, has to piss, and cant get a door open. Priceless.

 

[Chris_North]

I poured about a 1/2 quart of clean oil on the ground under a engine that had just been rebuilt and was the first time he drove it to work. He spent an hour looking for the oil leak.

That would have driven me crazy too, haha.

At work they got someone by moving their van across the parking lot and greasing the door handle, the steering wheel, and the gear shifter so that every time they wipe they wipe their hands off and move on to the next thing they get slimed again. They used pool gasket grease too so it's pretty hard to see and impossible to clean all the way off the first time. You have to deal with the stickyness until it wears away.

I've also heard of putting a dab of vaseline on the windshield wiper, so that when they were turned on it would leave a streak that no matter what you did you couldn't get it off.

Then there's the less imaginative throwing gay porn and dildos into an open sunroof. I don't have time for any of this stuff, I must work too hard...

 

[kryptonitecb]

I just rearrange people's tool boxes when I get bored.

Guy at work 2 weeks ago threw a fit when someone moved his lunchbox in the cooler. Every few days I move it now to watch his reaction.

Sent from the road while ignoring traffic

 

[Mac]

A guy at work would always leave a couple of jelly filled donuts in his toolbox for break only to find them half eaten. After a couple of weeks, he took one and squized all the jelly out and filled it with grease - he did find out who did it.
Dave

 

[Lil-Pony]

A guy at work would always leave a couple of jelly filled donuts in his toolbox for break only to find them half eaten. After a couple of weeks, he took one and squized all the jelly out and filled it with grease - he did find out who did it.
Dave

That man deseves an award, Genius

 

[Mac]

Young guy I worked with took a black ink pad and loaded it up with fresh ink. Went into the boss's office and just ground the ear peice on the black phone into the fresh ink till it was really covered. He then waited till boss got back, called hom and humg up. Boss came out with of course a really black ear.
Dave

 

[pSycHOarsOnisT]

Flower petals in the tailpipe, especially if they have stacks lol

 

[brokemechanic3000]

I always liked taking a bicycle inner tube and cutting it then stretching it over the tailpipe, sometimes it needed to be hose clamped on. Then watch the guy drive off with the tube flapping all over. Or better yet is to tie the loose end into a knot then watch it inflate till it blew off or blew up then watch them jump out of their car/truck and see what the hell that was.

 

[shane96ranger]

Young guy I worked with took a black ink pad and loaded it up with fresh ink. Went into the boss's office and just ground the ear peice on the black phone into the fresh ink till it was really covered. He then waited till boss got back, called hom and humg up. Boss came out with of course a really black ear.
Dave

Done this before with grease.

We usually get the rookies at work by sending them to ask around for some double sided glue and the board stretcher.

 

[doorgunner]

PRANKS:

Rule # 1. Don't damage nothin!




Rule # 2. I said Don't damage nothin

 

[Rowdy Fitzgerald]

Back in high school my buddies took and let the air out of our auto shop teacher's truck tires, filled them with water then re-inflated them.
I've saran wrapped vehicles before.
A couple of my friends went into my trailer that I stayed in for work and gorilla taped half of all my belongings to my roof in retaliation to the vehicle I saran wrapped. That was pretty funny!
At work we would take flagging tape and tie it to the high of someone's truck then wad like 20' up and stick it where it would come out on the freeway.
Dug the dirt out from under the tires of a friends blazer so it was setting on the axels lol.

 

[Lil-Pony]

At discount tire we get the rookies to sweep the up stairs which is made of bar grill so it not solid, or to water the plastic plants in the main building or to get a can of A - I - R

 

[Mark_88]

Here's a neat one...get a six pack with the twist off tops...drink the beer...pee in the empties...twist the caps back on...put them in the fridge for a few hours and then put them in a case...deliver them to your most hated neighbor late at night...leave them on his door step...

If you can get Wildcat beer in your area they won't know the difference...lol

 

[tmcalavy]

Once on a long road trip back home, the guy in the back seat fell asleep so we stopped here and there along the road and picked up dead snakes that were in the road, draped them over his shoulders and head...we went almost another 50 miles before he woke up, wigged out and almost jumped out one of the back doors. To get us back, a few years later he snatched my/our 17 foot aluminum canoe and put in on the roof of the one neighbor who was a real SOB and hated my ass. Payback sux sometimes.

 

[Haywire6000]

Wire the turn signal to the horn. Or brake lights.