My Freinds Make My RANGER Roll......

[Nipplechops]

Kick his Mom in the nuts.

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

Geeze, what a crowd... the common pranks, a bunch of damaging suggestions, and nothing really inventive... kids now days...

What ever happened to the good ones, the inventive ones that utilized creativity (oh, yea, guess creativity is something schools no longer teach), I mean, the good stuff like rewiring the horn so that it sits directly under the drivers seat.... LOL

 

[Jim Oaks]

Never spray mace at the base of the windshield where the defroster sucks in the air. Especially this time of the year. The poor SOB will kick the heat/defrost on high and end up driving down the road with his head hanging out of the window like a dog and tears coming out of his eyes.

Also never dump glitter in someones vents on a hot sticky summer day. The poor SOB will have glitter stuck all over them when they turn the A/C on. Stuff is hard to get off.

Never put vaseline under someones door handle. It really makes them wonder what it is. Putting dog crap with a plastic putty knife under the door handle would be worse. Don't want to grab the handle and find that all over your finger tips.

Don't ever take a set of those rollers you put under the tires to move a vehicle around in storage and move the vehicle so it's wedge between two objects or just turned sideways where it leaves the person wondering how in the hell they're going to move it.

Don't ever put a for sale sign on the vehicle with the persons phone number on it and a really low price and 'Must sell ASAP - All offers considered' message.

Never run personal ads with a persons name and number.

Never fill out a card to have a recruiter come see you when you really put your buddy's information and they convice him to join the Navy (Sorry Dave).

Just some things to throw out. Sorry I couldn't help.

 

[Wicked_Sludge]

the good stuff like rewiring the horn so that it sits directly under the drivers seat.... LOL

or wiring the horn to the turn signal. or disconnecting the inner door handle pushrods. or connect several car-alarm sirens to the high beam circuit and place under the seat.

 

[Sunk]

Wow some of those are better than the old packing peanuts in the truck.... My high school English teacher hated granola, and one year a few kids packed the cab of his truck with it.... That must have been spendy.

 

[fordktpjoe]

Kick his Mom in the nuts.

Cat turd under the seat

 

[sloue]

slam his head in the door of your truck , he`ll think twice about fuckn with another mans truck.

 

[snake]

Damn, you people are ruthless... remind me not to piss any of you off!

 

[4x4fun]

just a prank im a fan of the glitter in air vents or something dead and rotten

if you really hate the guy, remove the hing bolts and lightly epoxy the doors back on. so when i finally brakes them free they fall of in his arms.


then duck tape the door bolts to the drive shaft,

 

[4x4mike2004]

Heres a great one super glue a bb into the cap of of one of his wheels and put it back on. It slowly lets the air out, so seeing his flat said buddy reinflates tire and puts the cap back on. Tire ges flat again, so off to the garage it goes. Mechanic takes tire pulls off cap and shecks the valve stem which is still good. Then he dunks the tire in water and no leaks. Usually the shop will then either give the tire back or pull it apart, slap on some bead sealer, and/or replace the valle stem. MOst people never figure out what it was. Works great from what i hear cause i would never do that to someones car....

 

[OilPatch197]

Dude oldschool: Shove a potato in the exhaust.

 

[WNY964x4]

my ff1 instructor pissed a kid off because he made hime do make up work cause he missed a day of class , which makes total sense , you miss a day , you get make up work , well they were learning about deck guns that day , and the teachers trailblazer was parked on a downward slope with the back hatch glass open , the kid decided it was a good idea to aim the deck gun right through the back glass , the trailblazer became and aquarium

 

[COPPERHEAD85]

Kick his Mom in the nuts.

freakin A!
and his sister to!

 

[Hypnotic Toast]

my favorite has to be putting grease under the door handles , take a grease gun , squeeze a ton of grease up into each door handle , that way , when he opens his door , he gets a nice handful of grease

p.s. lucas red n tacky works the best

x2

I've done that so many times, I can't even count. It doesn't get any less funny, either.

 

[240cubes]

in highschool some kid thought it would be funny to put a couch in the back of my truck (still not sure how or why thatd be funny???) but anyway it was just a minor inconvenience b/c i had to take it out but to get back at him i put anchovies on his engine block and he complained for a week about the smell.