mosted redneck thing youve ever done with your ford ranger

[bilzy7]

I have squirrels that put acorns in my airbox... Little fkers

 

[hoosier1104]

Squirrels!

 

[BlueChariot]

I have squirrels that put acorns in my airbox... Little fkers

How the hell do they get them IN your airbox?

 

[Jason]

Nope, none of us at all use a body lift.....nope none of us that actually wheel our trucks...no sir.

then you aren't the type of serious I am talking about... lol

 

[bilzy7]

Small acorns, it's weird. Maybe they hang out there in the winter... Hopefully I dont go into squirrel lock.

 

[Viva*the*Ranger]

Small acorns, it's weird. Maybe they hang out there in the winter... Hopefully I dont go into squirrel lock.

That's hilarious!

 

[hoosier1104]

Is that like hydro locking?

 

[FX4OffRoad1992]

you can only screw something so many times! Lol

lieesssss!!!!!!

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

Small acorns, it's weird. Maybe they hang out there in the winter... Hopefully I dont go into squirrel lock.

My brother worked on a car that came in with a lack of power complaint. He started with the basics and found the airbox PACKED full of dry dog food.

As far as the bodylift goes, I wouldn't own a Ranger without one. It makes it so much easier to work on it is rediculous. Even now with a 302 it is easier to do just about anything to the V8 than it was with the V6 and no bodylift. The older trucks like mine with tiny wheel wells do a lot better with a body lift than at stock height, rolling on maybe 235/75-15's tops unless you liberally apply a sawzall to the fenders.

 

[Mahgongo]

The mostest red necked thing I ever did to my truck was getting in it (being 6'5" 280 is pretty big I think). You call me redneck like it is a bad thing.

 

[alwaysFlOoReD]

In many years of driving many that probably should have been crushed before I got to them, the most memorable is a '54 chevy one ton with a three foot frame stretch to accommodate a three foot longer flat deck. The stretch was accomplished with c-channel that fit inside the original frame and a three foot long chunk of another trucks frame. It was stitch welded together and over time inbetween the welds had grown apart by almost an inch with rust. I had to use a bungee cord to keep the drivers side door closed, the passenger side front main spring was broken at the shackle and was supported by the frame, you would have to let off on the gas temporarily in order to get the vacuum operated windshield wipers to work when going up hill, the steering box was moved out three inches using pipe and longer bolts in order to make room for the 283 ci motor [non stock]. The motor was built enough that I tore both ends off my drive shaft once peeling out of my ex's place, could be that the welds weren't that great on the extended drive shaft
I still have some pieces of the truck that I saved from the crusher.

I also think some of you guys are being a little harsh on the original poster, this seems like a good idea for a thread.

Richard

 

[88_Eddie]

one time i painted my entire car orange, did a sweet little rebel flag on the roof, too. decided i might wanna race it one day, so i painted '01' on the side. put a nice roll cage in there, just in case she wanted to roll over at some point. the whole "doors" idea really bothered me, so i welded those mofo's shut. i'm still trying to figure out how to roll the wind-ers up. figured at some point i would also need to ram somebody, so i threw a brushguard on there and drove the crap out of. i used it to outrun the local po-lice all the time. funny thing is, they never thought to get on resisting arrest or failure to pull over. idiots.....

 

[Mahgongo]

and Eddie dont forget that your hawt cousin was dating the deputy and the po-lice never came to your house and arrested you either.

 

[racsan]

one time i painted my entire car orange, did a sweet little rebel flag on the roof, too. decided i might wanna race it one day, so i painted '01' on the side. put a nice roll cage in there, just in case she wanted to roll over at some point. the whole "doors" idea really bothered me, so i welded those mofo's shut. i'm still trying to figure out how to roll the wind-ers up. figured at some point i would also need to ram somebody, so i threw a brushguard on there and drove the crap out of. i used it to outrun the local po-lice all the time. funny thing is, they never thought to get on resisting arrest or failure to pull over. idiots.....

dont forget to install those dixie air horns so you can be heard while launcning over railroadtracks and stream beds!

 

[Viva*the*Ranger]

one time i painted my entire car orange, did a sweet little rebel flag on the roof, too. decided i might wanna race it one day, so i painted '01' on the side. put a nice roll cage in there, just in case she wanted to roll over at some point. the whole "doors" idea really bothered me, so i welded those mofo's shut. i'm still trying to figure out how to roll the wind-ers up. figured at some point i would also need to ram somebody, so i threw a brushguard on there and drove the crap out of. i used it to outrun the local po-lice all the time. funny thing is, they never thought to get on resisting arrest or failure to pull over. idiots.....

That sounds familiar.... Didn't they make a TV show about something like that? Nawww, that would be stupid..... nobody would ever watch that! Never mind..