Welcome Visitor! Please take a few seconds and 
Frank The Tank
Well-Known Member
My dear sweet innocent brother had a date last night....... with a young woman he's taken out many time before.
But before he either drove his 70 Ford F-100 big block show truck, or his new Chevy 2500 lifted with fancy rims and exhaust. She thought he was the most wonderfull thing ever and couldn't wait for him to pick him up to go to Evansville Indiana and do dinner and movies.
My brother is 19, he's country as hell, has a great state road job....... and wears overalls and a straw hat most always, he's a handsome guy, has ladies wanting him all the time (combination of money, benefits, and swagger!!!
) but he thinks they are all floozies and is waiting on a good one, yeah......... much better person than me.
So at any rate he got some brand new mud tires on his B2 88 5spd Camo beast. We were out playing yesterday...... and holy hell that thing would go. It was coated in mud and he showed up to pick her up. Talked to her parents they thought he was great. She goes, what are you driving? he said this here's my work truck I drive it everyday, it's my favorite rig.
She lit into complain about the lack of ac, he explained it's well worth another 7-10hp, now crack the window.
She said it smells weird, he said well...... I ran out of febreeze that usually covers the mouse urine smell.
At this point she won't even hold his hand anymore, or shift gears when he asks.....
He pulls into a classy dinner and she says she's not hungry at all anymore, and has a caffeine headache, he said well I am hungry and got a sandwich to go and ate on the way to the theater he bought her a coke, she wouldn't drink it, so he did......
He goes, you think I should lock the doors, she said I would, but it's not like anybodies going to steal "this".
To prove a point he leaves the windows down and keys in the ignition.
He comes back and there is a Ranger parked on either side (he proceeds to tell her about the RBV brotherhood, and that they saw the windows down and pulled up to protect the B2's honor)
He tries to get her to shift again, and she nearly got him killed going through an intersection..... they arrive at her place, he goes for a goodnight kiss, and she palms him in the forehead, and says I'm sick, I don't want you to catch it, goodnight.
he texted her (hope you get feeling better, after he left)
No text or call since, do ya think it's over?
oh wait hold the phone, as I was typing this she texted
hey.....
he did not respond.
he said, me and the bronc has been through more than me and her, I've got another date lined up for next saturday.
Frank
But before he either drove his 70 Ford F-100 big block show truck, or his new Chevy 2500 lifted with fancy rims and exhaust. She thought he was the most wonderfull thing ever and couldn't wait for him to pick him up to go to Evansville Indiana and do dinner and movies.
My brother is 19, he's country as hell, has a great state road job....... and wears overalls and a straw hat most always, he's a handsome guy, has ladies wanting him all the time (combination of money, benefits, and swagger!!!
) but he thinks they are all floozies and is waiting on a good one, yeah......... much better person than me.So at any rate he got some brand new mud tires on his B2 88 5spd Camo beast. We were out playing yesterday...... and holy hell that thing would go. It was coated in mud and he showed up to pick her up. Talked to her parents they thought he was great. She goes, what are you driving? he said this here's my work truck I drive it everyday, it's my favorite rig.
She lit into complain about the lack of ac, he explained it's well worth another 7-10hp, now crack the window.
She said it smells weird, he said well...... I ran out of febreeze that usually covers the mouse urine smell.
At this point she won't even hold his hand anymore, or shift gears when he asks.....
He pulls into a classy dinner and she says she's not hungry at all anymore, and has a caffeine headache, he said well I am hungry and got a sandwich to go and ate on the way to the theater he bought her a coke, she wouldn't drink it, so he did......
He goes, you think I should lock the doors, she said I would, but it's not like anybodies going to steal "this".
To prove a point he leaves the windows down and keys in the ignition.
He comes back and there is a Ranger parked on either side (he proceeds to tell her about the RBV brotherhood, and that they saw the windows down and pulled up to protect the B2's honor)
He tries to get her to shift again, and she nearly got him killed going through an intersection..... they arrive at her place, he goes for a goodnight kiss, and she palms him in the forehead, and says I'm sick, I don't want you to catch it, goodnight.
he texted her (hope you get feeling better, after he left)
No text or call since, do ya think it's over?
oh wait hold the phone, as I was typing this she texted
hey.....
he did not respond.
he said, me and the bronc has been through more than me and her, I've got another date lined up for next saturday.
Frank
