need some creative humorous minds!

[jerad188]

theres a bunch of little rich punks in my town that drive newer big diesels that think they are sweet cuz they blow black smoke and have cocky little stickers on them like "real trucks dont have sprk plugs" but im havin a hard time finding one for my truck ( which is packin a built 460 big block!) . i need help thinking of a sticker or phrase to put on my window to pi$$ them little rich boys off, any ideas?!

was gonna put a pic of my truck on but dont have a url.
but its a big ol '77 f150 with a 460 and 38.5" boggers, inspected and street legal!


lets hear some ideas!

 

[Downey]

heres and idea for you challenge them to a tug of war and she who wins

 

[jerad188]

well now theres a chance the most of them might win sure, but because there all posers all they do is drive up and down main street all day. they're all afraid of hurting there pretty $40k trucks. not to mention thats not a sticker.

 

[daniel3507]

have it say something about not having mommy or daddy buying the truck for you. or just be mean and say something about them being little spoiled bitches.

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

You could pull out the old standby "no replacement for displacement" card. At 7.6L a 460 displaces quite a bit more than any diesel put in a light pickup.

 

[martin]

Don't knock, Don't smoke, no payments.

 

[Jon581]

real trucks aren't bought and built with daddy's money

that's all i can think of at the moment.

 

[wrecking-crew]

just deflate their tires, they wont know what to do

 

[jerad188]

yea i like the no knock smoke payment one so far

 

[Dweano]

I'm going to go along the lines of Jon581. If they claim to know what real trucks are, you tell em the real deal.

"Real trucks aren't afraid to get dirty"
"Real trucks pull and work, not cruise in circles"
"Real trucks aren't borrowed from daddy, there built and drove by there owners"

I dunno...all i can come up with for now. On a side note I love the diesel saying, "my trucks lug nuts need more torque then your import makes" But I don't have a diesel so I have no right saying it haha.

 

[redneck_rainey]

tell them their distributers kncokin and watch them try to tell a mech. to fix it

 

[alabama0redneck]

ha this is gay but oh well
''my parents didnt buy this''

 

[Rangerman4158]

How about "You bought that? I BUILT this!"

 

[WNY964x4]

"i built what you bought...........for less"

 

[stockfornow]

my sugesstion is to go to the shirt and decal section under the trs banner. Go to off road sayings, pick one you like and support trs. My favoite is "you bought that, i built this"