Um....should i be worried?

[rusty ol ranger]

I was out power washing my fence and had a lidless yeti cup with water in it sitting on a chair.

Power washer ran out of fuel so i went to get the can and take a drink of my water...i drank a bit then looked in the cup and there was...

BIRD SHIT IN THE DAMN THING

Should i run to the ER? See if i get sick? I know birds carry all kinds of stuff....

 

[Uncle Gump]

Google... I drank bird shit

 

[rusty ol ranger]

Google... I drank bird shit

Eh...maybe i should go

 

[rusty ol ranger]

Problem is dr google tells you to run to the ER for an ingrown hair

 

[snoranger]

More than likely the worst thing that will happen is a case of gastroenteritis… but what do I know, im not a doctor.

 

[Roert42]

I’m not saying you have bird aids…… but……

 

[rusty ol ranger]

More than likely the worst thing that will happen is a case of gastroenteritis… but what do I know, im not a doctor.

I dont think i really injested the actual shit...just the birds toilet water

 

[ericbphoto]

Well, next time you taste something bad and decide to say " yuck! That tastes like bird shit!", at least we know you have a good point of reference for that comparison.

 

[sgtsandman]

I'd keep an eye open for any changes or rumblings in the stomach. If something comes up, maybe then. Otherwise, I think you'll be fine.

 

[Uncle Gump]

We should call Dr. Fauchi

You very well could be ground zero for the next pandemic.

 

[snoranger]

We should call Dr. Fauchi

You very well could be ground zero for the next pandemic.

Oh great… it’s going to be an H1N2.9 outbreak.

 

[DILLARD000]

In some cultures, BirdShit is likely considered a delicious delicacy;
could be an "optional" topping on Chinese BirdsNestSoup!
Click here for possible side effects of eating BirdsNestSoup.

 

[DILLARD000]

PS: a lot of folks eat raw chicken eggs,
which are likely covered in BirdShit before being washed & packaged for sale.
I prefer my eggs cooked, sunnyside up.

 

[rusty ol ranger]

I think im gonna roll with it. Ive got a pretty iron clad immune system.

I did almost barf when i found out what i did

 

[pjtoledo]

alcohol, but it's already too late.