The autumn years of the ICE should be the golden years for the ICE.

[Blmpkn]

Baby wipes are for the cultured man.

 

[Blmpkn]

I heard somewhere that the average human spends 1/3 of their life on the toilet. If 1/10 of that time is wiping then we spent 13/30 of our lifetime wiping poop.


yes, it's a slow day at work.

I don't think I spend 8 hours a day on the toilet lol.

However, if you poop for ten minutes a day while your at work that will add up to like.. 41 hours over the year.

A hole paycheck, if you will.

 

[RonD]

Bidet

 

[Uncle Gump]

Baby wipes are for the cultured man.

I always use those camping or at hunting camp. I would use them everyday just cause... maybe I'm a cultured man. But they're absolute hell environmentally... so I don't.

I don't think I spend 8 hours a day on the toilet lol.

However, if you poop for ten minutes a day while your at work that will add up to like.. 41 hours over the year.

A hole paycheck, if you will.

I think those calculations are a bit skewed... probably more like an entire paycheck at double time.

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

1 roll of X Brand is equal to 1-1/72nd of a roll of Brand Y which is equivalent to 45/44ths of a roll plus 7.5mm of Brand €*


*only if you separate the 2 plies and re-roll them into 1 long roll.



What so confusing about that?

Wouldn't just weighing them be easier?

 

[alwaysFlOoReD]

Wouldn't just weighing them be easier?

Be careful... if you dont have anything to add to the conversation, the ban hammer will have to come out!

 

[snoranger]

Wouldn't just weighing them be easier?

Not for the marketing department.

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Be careful... if you dont have anything to add to the conversation, the ban hammer will have to come out!

I love you and therefore refuse to even entertain the idea of fighting you.

 

[97RangerXLT]

a few things...

first, some of you haven't had to use a corn cob or a sears and roebuck catalog and it shows.

second, my boss makes a dollar, I make a dime so that is why I poop on company time

 

[Roert42]

irst, some of you haven't had to use a corn cob or a sears and roebuck catalog and it shows.

Greasy shop rag that's been crusted up in the corner of the bed for a couple of years.

 

[Ranger850]

first, some of you haven't had to use a corn cob or a sears and roebuck catalog and it shows.

Greasy shop rag that's been crusted up in the corner of the bed for a couple of years.

So ... you guys are walking around with out socks?

 

[Blmpkn]

a few things...

first, some of you haven't had to use a corn cob or a sears and roebuck catalog and it shows.

second, my boss makes a dollar, I make a dime so that is why I poop on company time

I always use those camping or at hunting camp. I would use them everyday just cause... maybe I'm a cultured man. But they're absolute hell environmentally... so I don't.



I think those calculations are a bit skewed... probably more like an entire paycheck at double time.

10x5x52÷60=43.3

I'm not sure If that's the right way to use a calculator though as I'm way tf over-tired and running on crummy auto pilot lol

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

I love you and therefore refuse to even entertain the idea of fighting you.

Yeah, go ahead @85_Ranger4x4, give me that sad emoji.

I'll fight you.

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

Yeah, go ahead @85_Ranger4x4, give me that sad emoji.

I'll fight you.

 

[pjtoledo]

a few things...

first, some of you haven't had to use a corn cob or a sears and roebuck catalog and it shows.

second, my boss makes a dollar, I make a dime so that is why I poop on company time

you forgot to explain that 2 types of cobs are used.
first the field corn cob, it's red/brown in color. then the sweet corn cob, it's white, and is used as an indicator of having used enough red cobs.