Who has a beard?

[PickupMan04 FX4 L2]

Beard:
Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

1. Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

Beard:
A man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner.

1. Poor Jenny, she has no idea that she's been Allen's beard for the past 5 years.

Beard:
A common word used to address a homosexual's female friend who he takes around town; he normally calls this companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant homo. Gayer than a chihuahua in pink shades.

Here are some warning signs that you may be a beard...

1. He wears more makeup than you.
2. He looks fucking FIERCE in pictures 'cause he smiles wit' his eyes.
3. Uses bronzer as blush
4. Plucks his own eyebrows and his eyebrows look more groomed than yours.
5. Stands with hands on his hips.

Who the hell does Gayfron think that he is fooling? We all know that Vanessa Hudgens is his beard.

thats Pretty f-d man! ive never heard any of that before, than again we really dont worry about that sort in AZ

 

[97ranger4x4]

I tried growing one out a few years ago, but it is to spotty. I tried the goatee, but still didnt really look good. My GF likes a clean shave. She hates it when I dont shave for a few days. It scratches her soft skin...

 

[BigJohn76]

i like to grow mine out but now with the new job i have to be clean shaven. i have to do it for school too.

 

[dusto2]

i have had a goatee since i was 18 or 19 and kinda just let it grow and trim it maybe once a year but never fully shaven off anymore, girlfriend wont let me grow a beard the only exception was when me and my buddy paul went as jay and silent bob for halloween one year

 

[NicoNO82]

my ex-girlfriend had me grow mine out. wanted to shave it off after we broke up, but other girls i know say they like it.

So yeah i got one full beard, i trim it up once in a while off the neck and such. My biggest prob is my damn mustache refuses to connect to it. Im part Cherokee so it takes me forever to grow it im surprised i can grow so much my uncles cant lol.

I'm on the right with no hair at all in the second pic.

ex is in the first one, its new years she looks so inthralled lol.

 

[aogden001]

I haven't shaved mine off in 14 years. I usually trim it in the spring & summer. Right now it's about 4-5" long. Use shampoo & conditioner on it every day and it doesn't pull or get itchy. Maybe when some of this snow starts to melt maybe I'll trim it some. Wife hates it, girlfriend likes it.

 

[Ozwynn]

I have a beard and long hair........ my brother says I look like "fat Jesus" painting.

 

[OilPatch197]

my girlfriend hates mine...

I would recommend if you like the beard then either let the mustache grow into the beard or get rid of the mustache. It looks disproportionate, your mustache is very thick compared to your beard, I would suggest letting your beard grow out and let your mustache grow into your beard, or get rid of the mustache.

I had a Amish beard, a.k.a. a dutch beard, no mustache because I don't like getting food all over a full beard. I trimmed it down today, looks much better.(and feel 20 years younger!)

EDIT:

Beard:
Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

1. Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

Beard:
A man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner. ....

....Who the hell does Gayfron think that he is fooling? We all know that Vanessa Hudgens is his beard.

May I ask what credible book/site are you reading?

 

[240cubes]

no beard

chops only.

 

[edgeaholic (tm)]

i have a small beard, just under my mouth, no moustache... i have a shaved head, though, so i look like those '80's "russian" pro wrestlers Ivan Koloff, Boris Zukkhov. LOL

 

[97BlackBetty]

May I ask what credible book/site are you reading?

I cant believe I forgot to put that on my citations page, my english teachers would string me up. I got it from UrbanDictionary.com, not exactly credible but definately funny.

 

[tpking]

I would recommend if you like the beard then either let the mustache grow into the beard or get rid of the mustache. It looks disproportionate, your mustache is very thick compared to your beard, I would suggest letting your beard grow out and let your mustache grow into your beard, or get rid of the mustache.

it is now thats a month or so old that area just seems to be the last to grow in for some reason .. ive had the mustache since like 7 - 8th grade lol

 

[odie1969]

Eh the girlfriend doesn't really say much about it.. I think she likes it.

you poor bastard. I'm sorry for you I mean you root for a nut cracking seed swallowing menstrual bird. wow that must suck after sunday.

 

[sbsumerix]

i have the full chin strap since freshman year i was 15 and only shaved for a grocery store i worked at i grew it full once but i cant stand the mustache.

 

[yogi]

start mine in august for bow seaon and cut it off in the spring