Who has a beard?

[JTH1972]

Goatee... the french tickler

<high-fives> You betcha!
Wife says I'm not allowed to shave mine, and can't have it too short.

 

[Sunk]

I'm gonna let mine grow for a while. When I shave, my helmet strap aggrivates the shit out of my neck, and the cold weather doesn't help either. Plus like LearJetMinako said, it might help keep my face warm.

 

[97BlackBetty]

Beard:
Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

1. Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

Beard:
A man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner.

1. Poor Jenny, she has no idea that she's been Allen's beard for the past 5 years.

Beard:
A common word used to address a homosexual's female friend who he takes around town; he normally calls this companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant homo. Gayer than a chihuahua in pink shades.

Here are some warning signs that you may be a beard...

1. He wears more makeup than you.
2. He looks fucking FIERCE in pictures 'cause he smiles wit' his eyes.
3. Uses bronzer as blush
4. Plucks his own eyebrows and his eyebrows look more groomed than yours.
5. Stands with hands on his hips.

Who the hell does Gayfron think that he is fooling? We all know that Vanessa Hudgens is his beard.

 

[86ford]

Beard:
Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

1. Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

Beard:
A man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner.

1. Poor Jenny, she has no idea that she's been Allen's beard for the past 5 years.

Beard:
A common word used to address a homosexual's female friend who he takes around town; he normally calls this companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant homo. Gayer than a chihuahua in pink shades.

Here are some warning signs that you may be a beard...

1. He wears more makeup than you.
2. He looks fucking FIERCE in pictures 'cause he smiles wit' his eyes.
3. Uses bronzer as blush
4. Plucks his own eyebrows and his eyebrows look more groomed than yours.
5. Stands with hands on his hips.

Who the hell does Gayfron think that he is fooling? We all know that Vanessa Hudgens is his beard.

you are a dickhead, but i am laughing my ass off. keep it up!

86

 

[milje]

I have kind of a goatee, but bigger. About the size of my paw. About 1 1/2" right now, gonna let it grow for a while (mine grows really slow, but my hair grows uber fast, don't know what's up with that).

 

[sloue]

my goatee/beard has been called charlie manson like. keep it trimed with my welder .what ever hangs out of my mask gets the trim lol. i know iam a red neck hillbilly.

 

[Obsessiveness]

Lmao!

 

[rjppunk]

goatee

 

[sloue]

goa·tee
Pronunciation: \gō-ˈtē\
Function: noun
Etymology: from its resemblance to the beard of a he-goat
Date: 1844
: a small pointed or tufted beard on a man's chin
— goa·teed \-ˈtēd\ adjective

 

[rjppunk]

goa·tee
Pronunciation: \gō-ˈtē\
Function: noun
Etymology: from its resemblance to the beard of a he-goat
Date: 1844
: a small pointed or tufted beard on a man's chin
— goa·teed \-ˈtēd\ adjective

I've seen them on women before

 

[sloue]

and i thought the woman around here were ugly

 

[rjppunk]

when i was in highschool a few years ago i went to a vermont cheerleaders competition and saw a girl with bigger sideburns than i have

 

[sloue]

iam leaving that alone

 

[Simple_serf]

Full beard since 9th grade in High school, which was over 10 years ago.

GF loves it.

 

[PickupMan04 FX4 L2]

Eh the girlfriend doesn't really say much about it.. I think she likes it.