WHAT THE...(stuff you have seen with your eyes)

[BLOODBANE]

Here is one that turned out lucky. I was dropping my kids off at their mothers one night, and after I had done the good byes, I got in my Explorer and headed back home. I come to a stop sign, and I see a mini van coming down the other street, and coming fast (this is all residential remember). I wait until the idiot goes screaming by and then turn out. About 500yrds up the street the driver of the mini van hits an older couple that is backing a trailer into their driveway. The driver (a female),bails out of the van and runs off. I stop, call it in, and wait. When the cops show up, I tell them what I had seen and gave the people that got hit my number. Come to find out that the driver was drunk, late to get home to her husband, and never got charged with anything cause the police never actually got her (they had her purse, registration out of the car). The people that were hit were really decent people and the drunk should have had the book thrown at her.

 

[Dune Runner]

Four years ago Im riding my Harley down the freeway doing about 70 mph. Traffic was light and Im headed home after looking at a house I was going to move to. All of a sudden I see a mattress come flying out from under the car in front of me. It flips up in the air and what seemed like a split second later it knocks me clean off my bike. I slide and bounce down the road feet first and rotating at the same time. I can hear my bike crashing in the back ground at the same time I come sliding to a stop. Then I hear a car skidding behind me. He stops in time. I go to get up only to find I can't. My right hand doesn't line up with my arm anymore. My wrist is shattered. The guy and his wife that stopped behind me get me over to the side of the road and on my feet. She asks if my back hurts. I tell her no and ask why. She tells me that there is no skin left on it. Im feeling kinda like Im going to pass out about now and an ambulance pulls up. The CHP pulled up after them. They rushed me off to the trauma unit at one of the local hospitals. This is where it all starts to get painful. They are yanking me in about ten different directions at once and all asking me if it hurts at the same time. After hours of this and them wanting to send me to the burn ward for skin grafts because my road rash is so bad of which I declined. I finally get some drugs and pass out in my bed. So after surgery on my wrist and two months of healing I was good to go again. I just go a little slower now.

 

[LIMA BEAN]

Four years ago Im riding my Harley down the freeway doing about 70 mph. Traffic was light and Im headed home after looking at a house I was going to move to. All of a sudden I see a mattress come flying out from under the car in front of me. It flips up in the air and what seemed like a split second later it knocks me clean off my bike. I slide and bounce down the road feet first and rotating at the same time. I can hear my bike crashing in the back ground at the same time I come sliding to a stop. Then I hear a car skidding behind me. He stops in time. I go to get up only to find I can't. My right hand doesn't line up with my arm anymore. My wrist is shattered. The guy and his wife that stopped behind me get me over to the side of the road and on my feet. She asks if my back hurts. I tell her no and ask why. She tells me that there is no skin left on it. Im feeling kinda like Im going to pass out about now and an ambulance pulls up. The CHP pulled up after them. They rushed me off to the trauma unit at one of the local hospitals. This is where it all starts to get painful. They are yanking me in about ten different directions at once and all asking me if it hurts at the same time. After hours of this and them wanting to send me to the burn ward for skin grafts because my road rash is so bad of which I declined. I finally get some drugs and pass out in my bed. So after surgery on my wrist and two months of healing I was good to go again. I just go a little slower now.

Woof that's harsh, you get the tuff/onery round of drinks for that.

 

[robertc1024]

Wifey-mate's parents had a house on Lake Travis - fairly big lake. We went out there every year on July 4th. We had our fun, sent off a few fireworks and were just sitting on the deck watching the lake after dark. A boat comes screaming across the lake and "BOOM" hits the rocky shore a couple of hundred yards away. We all run down there and some drunk-ass-nut was driving the boat and t-boned the shore. Being a nice guy - ahem - I load him and his other drunk friends up in my car and drive them home a few miles away. He just kept blubbering "My dad is going to kill me." DUH? Meanwhile, he made at least two passes at my GF (now my wife) and I dumped his ass out on the side of the road. The next morning the boat was gone.

 

[hoosier1104]

This how we get down here in Indianapolis. We are removing 3 cell sites from a roof top in downtown.

Sent from somewhere in Indiana while trying to avoid work using Tapatalk 2.

 

[doorgunner]

Hoosier.....................talk about a "road hog"!


Anyhow...does anybody live in a area that has those little black-winged "love bugs" that get stuck to your grill/windshield? I was riding my motorcycle/very happy/grinning...when a pair of those little fornicators nailed me in the teeth at 60 mph....

You talk about some gritty--disgusting--bitter--crunchy--Nasty--as in spitting-doesnt-help little ***********s!

Now...on the other hand....that tiny yellow butterfly was quite sweet and tasty (not that I'd want to do it again)

 

[dirtcowboy]

I was working TDY in Casa Grande AZ in 2002. While driving west thru town on the way to my hotel I stopped at a red light. I casually looked to my right at the sooper dooper new gas emporium. I saw a very large woman in a screaming banana short and tee combo furiously wiping at the front seat of her new Mustang. Unfortunately she was bent over ass-out and one couldn't miss the gratuitous amount of shit on and in her shorts as well as running down her legs. The cat next to me was watching me so I pointed to the show. He started screaming and honking his horn so the whole station could dig it. She didn't quit til she had that seat clean.

 

[Mark_88]

There I was hanging out in the tree with my chums when we look down and saw the strangest thing...a hairless naked ape was on his hind legs taking a few ginger steps while flailing his arms about trying to keep his balance. I bit a chunk of the banana I was eating and tossed the skin down under his feet.

You should have seen the wild look in his eyes when he stepped on that banana peel~!

I swear if he had fur the poop would have stuck to his butt when he landed on the ground. Instead of screaming at us he got back up on his hind legs and took a few more steps...

I took bets that day and my wager was on "it won't last"...dang!