What did you do to your Ranger today? (Part Deux!)

[Curious Hound]

Are you saying they go gay at the thought of having a wife?

Oops. Mis-spelled it.

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Also learned the lesson today that Motorcraft cam chain tensioners do not ship with the necessary gasket washers for install.

Thanks, Ford!

 

[97RangerXLT]

Get them a wife

That would probably be considered cruelty.

AJ

 

[97RangerXLT]

Currently shopping for a giant electrocution trap.

I want them to die by something they cannot possibly understand.

Make your own. old extension cord, a sheet of metal, put one contact/ wire about 3 inches above the metal plate/ base. attach the other contact/ wire to the metal plate. put peanut butter on the top wire/ contact. place trap in an area that your own pets/ kids/ friends will not bother. plug in the extension cord to power it. when you hear a loud "zzzapp!" and smell fried chicken, remove the body and reset. Unplug trap first.

AJ

 

[Rick W]

Wow, I hope I never piss off any of you guys

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

Make your own. old extension cord, a sheet of metal, put one contact/ wire about 3 inches above the metal plate/ base. attach the other contact/ wire to the metal plate. put peanut butter on the top wire/ contact. place trap in an area that your own pets/ kids/ friends will not bother. plug in the extension cord to power it. when you hear a loud "zzzapp!" and smell fried chicken, remove the body and reset. Unplug trap first.

AJ

 

[97RangerXLT]

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This was the exact picture that I had in mind when I wrote that!

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

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This is happening.

 

[Curious Hound]

This is happening.

Don't trip on it in the middle of the night. That would certainly wake you up for a while.

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

Don't trip on it in the middle of the night. That would certainly wake you up for a while.

Yeah, and make sure to keep Jr away from it, @PetroleumJunkie412

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

This is happening.

 

[Rick W]

Don't trip on it in the middle of the night. That would certainly wake you up for a while.

And don’t put it near the toilet in case you miss, ouch!