I don't have a dog. But I have chickens. Those are dam good pets. They are stupid, but always do the thing you predict they will do. And they are hard, hard workers. You never see a chicken sleeping. They eat bugs like crazy--scratch, scratch, peck--scratch, scratch, peck--scratch, scratch, peck. Alll day long. And they come running when you get home just like a dog. ANd they like to be picked up and petted. You don't have to shovel up the lawn behind them--they fertilize as they go. They are hilarious to observe. And they lay eggs--about 4 a week each. And do it for free if you let them run around outside and eat bugs and don't need much feed. And best of all, when you get hungry--chop off the heads and order some new chicks. Truly, Man's Best Friend. A dog won't do that for you.