So after working in the yard all day I went in, took a shower, and decided to go out for dinner and look who was waiting for me.
This time it didn't slither off right away. We looked at each other, I told it I thought it should move away from the house and vehicles, but it just laid there.
I got a rake to try to guide it off somewhere else and had decided not to kill it, but I guess I scared it and the damn thing took off for my truck and went up into the front suspension.
UGH.
I started the truck thinking that would get it to leave like it did the car.
No luck.
So I said fawk it, got in the truck, and drove an hour to a restaurant.
I don't know if it fell out, slitheted out in the restaurant parking lot, or what happened to it. Hell, it might still be in there. IDK.
If it reappears I'm probably just going to have to give it a name.