Resurecting the Mazada

[Boggin]

yes, im resurecting the maxda

step 1:
get the bronco done and out of shed; CHECK

step 2:
remove dog from bronco: CHECK

step 3:
tow potato tits up to the shed: CHECK

step 4:
put the bronco in 4lo and ram potato tits in through the shed so hard she almost comes out through the other side: CHECK

step 5:
get potato tits to start: FAIL

step 6:
hook up fuel pump: CHECK

step 7:
now start potato tits: FAIL

step 8:
beat on it with a hammer for a bit: CHECK

step 9:
diagnose problem..see below.

As i tryed to turn her over, nothing would happen, no power or anything. so i looked at the fuse box under the hood and noticed that one was bad, which was the "main" 80 amp, black one, and this one had 2 cables attached, so i ditched the fuse and stuck the cables together..and i got power

she turned over, and over, and over but still wont start, and she hasno spark whatsoever, would this have anything to do with not having the main fuse box under the hood anymore?
thanks

oh yes and after i get her running, me and my buddy are gonna put a clutch in it {she wont move, only rev up} and im gonna get a 3 or 4" body lift, crank torsion bars, 2" blocks in rear, put my roll bars from the ranger in her, thebrush guard that was supposed to go on the b2 on her, and 33s or 32s

 

[BlackBII]

You need to find out whether its fuel or spark thats the problem.

Spray some starting fluid in her, if she fires up, then you have a fuel delivery issue. If she does not, you may have a spark issue.

Good luck.

 

[Boggin]

You need to find out whether its fuel or spark thats the problem.

Spray some starting fluid in her, if she fires up, then you have a fuel delivery issue. If she does not, you may have a spark issue.

Good luck.

he hasno spark whatsoever

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yep i sprayed starting fluid in her and she still wont go and i checked the spark and there is none at all anywhere so ill get some new fuses and see if that gives her spark,
thanks for the luck man ill probably need it lol

 

[spaz1879]

i would suggest picking up a digital multimeter and checkin for voltage at the coil if not it might be bad but if it does have power work your way towards the spark plugs.

 

[Chevelle Kid]

replace the wire that goes from the coil to the distributor, I had that take a crap on my Chevelle once...sucked not having it run for a bit until I figured that was the cause...lol


Ben

 

[compaqeo]

There are three guys walking together, a Newfie, a Quebecer , and a Torontian. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out, "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes."

So the Newfie says "I am a fisherman, my dad's a fisherman, and his dad was a fisherman, and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish" 'POOF' the oceans were full ( of fish that is).

The Quebecer was amazed, he said "I want a wall around the province of Quebec, so nothing will get in." 'POOF' there was a wall around Quebec.

The guy from Toronto says "Tell me more about this wall."

The genie says "Well its about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."

So the Torontian says "Fill it up with water."
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heh, anyway nice to see you dont have snow on the east cost boggin none over here on the island either thank god was starting to get sick of it....

P.S. theres a hole in your hood if you didnt notice lol

 

[PaleBlue90]

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yep i sprayed starting fluid in her and she still wont go and i checked the spark and there is none at all anywhere so ill get some new fuses and see if that gives her spark,
thanks for the luck man ill probably need it lol

its good to hear you learning alot from people on here. good job and good luck on your problem traceing

 

[Boggin]

replace the wire that goes from the coil to the distributor, I had that take a crap on my Chevelle once...sucked not having it run for a bit until I figured that was the cause...lol


Ben

thanks man ill give it a try

There are three guys walking together, a Newfie, a Quebecer , and a Torontian. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out, "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes."

So the Newfie says "I am a fisherman, my dad's a fisherman, and his dad was a fisherman, and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish" 'POOF' the oceans were full ( of fish that is).

The Quebecer was amazed, he said "I want a wall around the province of Quebec, so nothing will get in." 'POOF' there was a wall around Quebec.

The guy from Toronto says "Tell me more about this wall."

The genie says "Well its about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."

So the Torontian says "Fill it up with water."
..........................................

heh, anyway nice to see you dont have snow on the east cost boggin none over here on the island either thank god was starting to get sick of it....

P.S. theres a hole in your hood if you didnt notice lol

lol thats from my old half ass snorkel

its good to hear you learning alot from people on here. good job and good luck on your problem traceing

thanks buddy

 

[PaleBlue90]

thanks man ill give it a try


lol thats from my old half ass snorkel


thanks buddy

nt a problem. let us kno whatcha find

 

[Boggin]

just got back from my my best buddies funeral..it was horrible i cryed the whole way home i not sure if i will be going at her today but i might just go out and check the rotor button see if that its

 

[Boggin]

sorry for the delay, too many projects

but i did get a coil for her today from one of my buddys old Nissan pickup, gonna see if that works tomorrow

 

[okietheranger]

yes, im resurecting the maxda

step 1:
get the bronco done and out of shed; CHECK

step 2:
remove dog from bronco: CHECK

step 3:
tow potato tits up to the shed: CHECK

step 4:
put the bronco in 4lo and ram potato tits in through the shed so hard she almost comes out through the other side: CHECK

step 5:
get potato tits to start: FAIL

step 6:
hook up fuel pump: CHECK

step 7:
now start potato tits: FAIL

step 8:
beat on it with a hammer for a bit: CHECK

step 9:
diagnose problem..see below.

As i tryed to turn her over, nothing would happen, no power or anything. so i looked at the fuse box under the hood and noticed that one was bad, which was the "main" 80 amp, black one, and this one had 2 cables attached, so i ditched the fuse and stuck the cables together..and i got power

she turned over, and over, and over but still wont start, and she hasno spark whatsoever, would this have anything to do with not having the main fuse box under the hood anymore?
thanks

oh yes and after i get her running, me and my buddy are gonna put a clutch in it {she wont move, only rev up} and im gonna get a 3 or 4" body lift, crank torsion bars, 2" blocks in rear, put my roll bars from the ranger in her, thebrush guard that was supposed to go on the b2 on her, and 33s or 32s

man im lost.... did u try a bigger hammer maybe i see u also got the ramming through shed check too? im stumped maybe try going faster?