Just Plain Stupied

[Colin]

virgin OEM gears........w/21 year old gear oil...

Ooh baby.

 

[doorgunner]

Gear oil? Sure that's not Cosmoline ? You DO remember that stuff don't you ?

NOPE!....i meant......... YEP!

It doesn't taste anything like cosmoline....it's a little on the sweet side...like maple syrup & stuff...

colin....

 

[mn_smokeater]

cosmoline....agh still getting bits of it outta my rifle dang Soviets really slather that stuff off...on i ment on...

 

[TheTopher]

This is the first time I've ever seen somebody so excited about about 3.08 gears. Yer one crazy doorgunner. Wahahahaha!

 

[doorgunner]

This is the first time I've ever seen somebody so excited about about 3.08 gears. Yer one crazy doorgunner. Wahahahaha!

you oughta see me when i get around .308's.......waaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahhaaaaaaaaa



EDIT: topher...I've never seen any of the movies but...you just helped me realize something.... "if you ain't crazy before you became a doorgunner, you WILL be crazy afterwards!"

 

[baddad457]

308'S and DOORGUNNER ? Makes perfect sense to me

 

[mn_smokeater]

all this speak of guns and bullits makes me think and you probly already told me this before but DG did you ever look in to that Lever action Rifle?

 

[doorgunner]

RATS!

I forgotwhetheri looked for it or not.....

 

[mn_smokeater]

i think a 1930s Era Rifle would look pretty cool in pictures with the '36

when i did those black and white versions of your pics it would look right at home.

 

[baddad457]

i think a 1930s Era Rifle would look pretty cool in pictures with the '36

when i did those black and white versions of your pics it would look right at home.

A Thompson Machinegun would be more appropriate. Speakin of them, send me a PM Doorgunner..................got a little tale to tell you.

 

[mn_smokeater]

yes DG get one Stat!

 

[doorgunner]

did i ever tell you guys about the M60?

i did?

too bad....here it is again.....

they were so accurate:


you could shoot the helmet off an NVA soldier before he could hit the deck...

you could shoot the ear off an NVA soldier before he knew it....

you could cut the head off an NVA soldier before he knew it....

you could cut a hole 6" in diameter thru an NVA soldier before he knew it annnnnnnnnd .......you could see daylight thru the same hole before he hit the ground....

you could cut the legs off a charging NVA soldier before he knew it....

you could cut an NVA soldier in half at the waist before he knew it....

you could cut the arm off an NVA soldier at the shoulder while he was pointing his AK47 at you, causing him to drop the rifle before he could pull the trigger...

you could........welll.......you get the point......

(please.....no comments about inhumane treatment....it was war, Ladies & Gentlemen)

 

[mn_smokeater]

did i ever tell you guys about the M60?

i did?

too bad....here it is again.....

they were so accurate:


you could shoot the helmet off an NVA soldier before he could hit the deck...

you could shoot the ear off an NVA soldier before he knew it....

you could cut the head off an NVA soldier before he knew it....

you could cut a hole 6" in diameter thru an NVA soldier before he knew it annnnnnnnnd .......you could see daylight thru the same hole before he hit the ground....

you could cut the legs off a charging NVA soldier before he knew it....

you could cut an NVA soldier in half at the waist before he knew it....

you could cut the arm off an NVA soldier at the shoulder while he was pointing his AK47 at you, causing him to drop the rifle before he could pull the trigger...

you could........welll.......you get the point......

(please.....no comments about inhumane treatment....it was war, Ladies & Gentlemen)

DG i never knew that they were any form of accurate never really put a MG and accurate together.

 

[Colin]

And I sir salute you even though I am from the land of ice and snow.

 

[doorgunner]

DG i never knew that they were any form of accurate never really put a MG and accurate together.

I was well-trained......just think......because of my amnesia, I can only remember 20% of the events over there.....


Ohhhhhhh......by the way....don't consider this any form of bragging (as some have toward me, in reel life).....these are just statements of facts concerning war....lest anyone think that war is anything greater than barbaric.....



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