If .............

[richlands55]

Pee has salt in it, just whip `er out and pee up yer nose. Just kidding. I have had pnuemonia twice and it ain`t no fun. Hope you feel better soon. run a vaporizer at night while you sleep....might help.

 

[Ozwynn]

BDAB......go get yourself a good chest xray

............don't get the netti pot-whatever they call it (can make symptoms deadly)

..........get the sinus rinse kit.....it works!......(special squirt bottle that won't "suck back").....Walgreens sells it....
the kit also has the premixed solution so your brain won't "burn" when you rinse....wash off the bottle good after each use...

..........and get that chest XRAY.....purdy please.

I had a chest X-ray ....... thats how I know it's pneumonia and not Lung cancer.......... you know ... incase a squadron of those bastards escaped being clipped off when my they took my nut .........

 

[Snoranger]

Haaaa haaaaaa...I laughed so hard snot came out my eyes........

What color was it?

 

[adsm08]

Actually, it's Morton's table salt. Like so:

What is bath salt?

One of the big news items around here the last year or so has been "bath salts". It's not the epsoms salt that your grandma used to put in her bath, it's a synthetic chemical compound that you can distill THC from. Synthetic weed.

 

[Ozwynn]

http://gossiponthis.com/2012/05/31/bath-salts-caused-miami-man-strip-naked-eat-another-man-face-off/

Baths Salts... No Thanks!

see the Zombiepocalypse has begun........ bath salts ... who knew.....

 

[Mark_88]

I've had somethings similar...green in the left and yellow in the right...or was it...ah, never mind...it took me a few weeks to get rid of whatever it was...I remember taking ABC's (Anti-Bi-otiCs) for ten days and hacking up pieces of my lungs...couldn't sleep for the coughing...almost quit smoking...

I finally kicked it when my sister sent me an e-mail...it said to put Vics Vapo Rub on the soles of your feet...it worked~! I was able to get the needed rest and kicked the snot out of the virus or whatever it was...

I also used an asthma inhailer for when my lungs were too congested to breathe properly...haven't had to use that for about five years now...but I still put the Vics on my feet when I feel congested...

I sleep like a baby whale...and the Vics only costs about a fin...

 

[shane96ranger]

My wife dug that up somewhere with the Vicks on the feet. She does it for my daughters when they are up coughing, and like Mark said, it works great. She has some other remedy with egg whites and vinegar (and other shit) that would scare the buzzards off a gut wagon, but it clears their sinuses.



Sent while I should be doing something else

 

[doorgunner]

I had a chest X-ray ....... thats how I know it's pneumonia and not Lung cancer.......... you know ... incase a squadron of those bastards escaped being clipped off when my they took my nut .........

well.......at least I know that i still have a mind....that's easy to read...I'm glad that you covered that base with the XXXXXXXXXXXXXray!

 

[Ozwynn]

had yellow from both barrels this morning...... coughed up a bunch of tar mucus mix that is typical will quitting smoking...... had a 30 min coughing spasm this morning ...... I don't know what will kill me quicker ..... smoking or not smoking ........

not to mention I don't think the patch is working. I don't have any cravings but ..... I have no temper or impulse control either. I was trying to fix a water leak under my kitchen sink and install the water line for the ice maker on the fridge we bought last year. I ended up ripping out every thing back to the shut off valves for the sink... and replacing the drains down to the trap be cause everything broke when i touched it... my channel locks ended up buried in the wall so now I got a hole in the drywall to fix...... I was going to paint the kitchen/dining room anyways.......

btw ..... I need a local source for a 1/2" drive 2" impact socket to install my 2 5/16" 10,000 pound hitch ball....... can not find one locally....

 

[brinker88]

^ Go to your local big rig shop. They will intstall if for free.

 

[tony314]

Warm salt water does help. I use it when my sinuses act up and it cuts a few days off and gives some relief, but so does whiskey in large volumes!

 

[tpelle]

If green snot means you are getting worse and yellow snot means you are getting better .......

that whats it mean when you got yellow snot in your right nostril and green in the left (when you blow your nose) ...... I is confused about what my body is trying to tell me........

been fight pneumonia for a week and a half......... stupid cigarettes..... my cronic pneumonia never stuck around with symptoms this long before I quit smoking........

It obviously means that you've lost all sense of propriety and good taste, and should crawl off into a dark place some where to die, and not gross us out with any further graphic descriptions in the meanwhile!

Holy cow! Some of us browse the web while we're eating breakfast, for heaven's sake. Give us a break.

But I hope you're feeling better, anyway.

 

[doorgunner]

had yellow from both barrels this morning...... coughed up a bunch of tar mucus mix that is typical will quitting smoking...... had a 30 min coughing spasm this morning ...... I don't know what will kill me quicker ..... smoking or not smoking ........

not to mention I don't think the patch is working. I don't have any cravings but ..... I have no temper or impulse control either. I was trying to fix a water leak under my kitchen sink and install the water line for the ice maker on the fridge we bought last year. I ended up ripping out every thing back to the shut off valves for the sink... and replacing the drains down to the trap be cause everything broke when i touched it... my channel locks ended up buried in the wall so now I got a hole in the drywall to fix...... I was going to paint the kitchen/dining room anyways.......

btw ..... I need a local source for a 1/2" drive 2" impact socket to install my 2 5/16" 10,000 pound hitch ball....... can not find one locally....

hang in there Son.....if we could actually see the gremlins and demons....it would be a lot easier to defeat them(excuding Social Workers, of course)

 

[det107]

had a 30 min coughing spasm this morning ...... I don't know what will kill me quicker ..... smoking or not smoking

Sounds like it could be "Emphysema"-

 

[brinker88]