So I'm driving down the road with my 5 year old daughter on our way to the dump as we do every Monday and I'm in the left hand turn lane of 2 light turns green and I go and this old fart, not that old actually late 50's?, starts veering over toward my lane so I toot my horn to let him know to get over and he gets pissed off and starts tailgating me, what an ass hat. We pull up to a stoplight and it turns green and I got until the guy in front of me stops and I have to slam on my breaks and this bastards rear ends me! I pull over into the turn lane immediately and he keeps going so I try to get over to chase him and no one will let me back over, so I pull into the parking lot and chase him through the parking lots till I catch him at a light and tell him to pull over and he finally does. The first thing he says is I didn't hit you! I said the hell you didn't! You started tailgating me after I tooted my horn at you and then you rear ended me when I had to stop. Then his fat ass wife got out and started running her large orufus. I looked at my bumper and there was no damage thank God, and then I looked at his front bumper you can see a perfect indention of my trailer hitch sleeve on their bumper. I said if you didn't hit me then where did that indention come from? did that come like that from the factory? and they are smoking and laughing, I said laugh if it up while I call the cops jackasses. I did and it took THP damn near an hour to get there and he says I hope you didn't call me out here for that, I said yes I did they rear ended me and you can clearly see the evidence in their bumper. He said there is not paint on your hitch, I said they didn't hit it that hard and when I saw that they were going to hit me I hit the gas that's why they didn't hit that hard, but they still hit me. I said it's clear as day did you forget your glasses? He said well what do you want me to do about it? I said site the a hole for tailgating, and he said I didn't see it so I can't, I said so when you site people at wrecks for failure to yield you where there every time to witness the whole thing? I said I know it's lunch time and all but you need to do you damn job, He said they didn't hit you I said you must be blind then and why else would I pull over and waist and hour of my time waiting for you to get here and if they didn't hit me why are they taking pictures of that square indention on their front bumper? Ass-hat THP!
So I told him that it's okay to tail gate and rear end people as long as he doesn't see it or you don't swap any paint have a nice lunch officer!

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