Help name my mud truck

[Bracket racer]

So. I picked up a 91 ranger just to cruise the powerline and play in the mud. After lots of work (only paid a couple hundred for it) I am ready to take it to a poker run/mud run this coming weekend. I was going to name it Oscar the grouch because there was so much garbage left in it, it looked like a garbage can. However, kid called it "kind of an ugly ducking aint it?" and I thought that would be funny too.
However, what else? Here's a couple pic's.
Its a 4L with a manual 5 spd. Dana 35/8.8, 3:55 gears, open rearend. It could only be 16ft maximum in length to fit my toy hauler/motorhome so I pulled the box, cut the frame off behind the shackles, pulled the front bumper and installed four D rings for WHEN I get buried with the little 215's. Where I'm going has a set of 33's I can put on for the weekend but to fit in the hauler I'll have to swap back to the 215's.

Anyway....name....(and piece of rusty shit is not a real name even if it is dead on...)

 

[rusty ol ranger]

"Little Fella"

 

[Dirtman]

Trucky McTruckface

 

[Snoranger]

Half-Assed

 

[rusty ol ranger]

McLovin

 

[1996xlt]

Stink-finger.

 

[Uncle Gump]

nin-com-poop

 

[OldMan2]

You don't say where you are from. That could have something to do with the proper attitude in a name.
Until I know further I will suggest a name, but remember a name should reflect attitude.
Outlaw........yeah..............Outlaw.

 

[projectRanger93]

This may be a stretch, but name it Shredder... only because he fell into a garbage truck in the first TMNT movie in 1990 (a year off from yours) and since you mentioned the trash point.

 

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Trucky McTruckface

I was going to say that you bastard!

 

[Curious Hound]

"Noassatall"

 

[Dirtman]

 

[Curious Hound]

.... you bastard!

I'm sure it will be called that at some point.

 

[97RangerXLT]

Sling-Ranger

as in mudslinging ranger

AJ

 

[sgtsandman]

Why not just the "Mud Truck" or the "Beater"?