Unfortunately neither of those are options for me at the moment. No worries though, got the truck up on the lift at work and found a much better access point. Just need to wait for a good opportunity to get it up in there again to get it off. Boss can't be there and it can't be too busy, haha... anyways, when I take it off, I'll let you guys know what's up, and I'll post pics if it really ends up being the cat.
By the way, symptoms are still the same (loss of power under load, gets worse with increased load/throttle/ambient temp, most noticeable under 3k RPM when I can hear my exhaust), with one new one: I'm hearing an odd ticking noise from right around my glove compartment in the cab. Can't hear it in the engine bay, can't hear it outside the truck, can't hear it in Neutral or Park, but it's annoyingly noticeable while driving down the street. It sounds like injectors or a valve tick (gawd forbid)... but like I said, it's only while I'm driving, and I can only hear it near the glove compartment, under the dash on the passenger side. Any ides on that one? I'm sure it's unrelated, but it's friggin' annoying.