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Girl freaked me out today


Better hold onto her. Im lucky if my wife can put gas in her car by herself much less fix it. I love her but she is so dumb that she cant even read measuring cups. After 19 years of marriage Im still dumbfounded when she asks me how much is half a cup?? :icon_confused:
 
1. only married a week and she's adding your truck to the honey do list
2. drives stick
3. does diag.

Yeah I'd call that a keeper. Definite keeper.
 
can i haz clone too plz?
 
I knew my Girl was a keeper because she daily drives a 2008 4X4 TRD/SR5 Tacoma with a 6 speed manual.... And can do it in Heels.... and can drive the TRUCK wearing heels.
 
My girlfriend can drive stick, but getting her to even check the oil is an exercise in futility.
 
I'm sitting at work on duty for the next 2 days and she called me and said my truck won't go into any gear! (She drives my truck while I drive her beater since it gets twice the mileage and I drive 60 miles one way) I'm just thinking I dont have the money to pay for a clutch and all that due to the fact that we just got married a week ago and are on fumes right now.

Thank goodness she was a mechanic in the Coast Guard and knows how to work on everything and called me back and said, "It's no big deal babe, your line going into your slave cylinder is loose and leaking causing loss of pressure so you can easily fix that when you get home"

I love my new wife knowing about cars and just tells me what I need to fix, thank god I already put the ring on that finger! :yahoo:


It's no big deal babe, your line going into your slave cylinder is loose...Don't you just love it when your wife calls you at work and talks Dirty to you!!!!!!!!!!


:yahoo:
 
you guys are despicable, asking him to send you a clone of his wife, or write an app for your wife with all of the good features that she has? seriously, have you no respect for the man? the least you could do is offer him some money for the work of the cloning, or the writing of the app :)

Better hold onto her. Im lucky if my wife can put gas in her car by herself much less fix it. I love her but she is so dumb that she cant even read measuring cups. After 19 years of marriage Im still dumbfounded when she asks me how much is half a cup?? :icon_confused:

well... you DO live in alabama.... :)

My girlfriend can drive stick, but getting her to even check the oil is an exercise in futility.

meh, i pay someone to check my oil... once every 3 months i get the dealership to check the oil after they have drained and re-filled it (and changed the filter)
 
Why doesnt she just fix it for you? :D

Oh she said she was going to guy buy a new socket set and fix it for me since my minor set now is too small but she said she knows how much I like to work on it and we can fix it when I get home off duty tomorrow and she can give me a beer while I'm working :thefinger:
 
Oh she said she was going to guy buy a new socket set and fix it for me since my minor set now is too small but she said she knows how much I like to work on it and we can fix it when I get home off duty tomorrow and she can give me a beer while I'm working :thefinger:

My wife wont bring me a beer while I'm working on my truck, she'll just drink one in front of me. But she does work at a racetrack!
 
Oh she said she was going to guy buy a new socket set and fix it for me since my minor set now is too small but she said she knows how much I like to work on it and we can fix it when I get home off duty tomorrow and she can give me a beer while I'm working :thefinger:




Wrench naked together...make memories that last a lifetime!!!
 
god, doorgunner is a freaking genius!
 
That’s awesome. You’ve got a keeper, make sure you keep her!
 

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