Definition of a Ricer

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ricer

A Ricer is a stupid young idiot who thinks he is a car expert after watching The Fast and the Furious, Pimp My Ride, and playing Need For Speed Underground. It is also used to describe the completely overrated car. Variations of this term include rice car, rice cooker, rice mobile, rice rocket, rice burner, and the most common ****ing ricer idiot loser.

Common Cars Used By Ricers

Depending on the "RICE FACTOR" they use different cars. The rice factor is a way of rating how RICE that person may be out of 100. The higher the number, the more rice the person is for buying that car. The Car itself is not what makes a ricer, but what the ricer does to the said car. (note: the car is not rated just the person who riced it out.)

Mazdaspeed 3/6 150 - 200

Mazda 3/6 120-140

Citroen 2CV** - 100-110

Citroen Saxo* (Any year) 200-300

Honda Super Cub (any year) - 90-100

Honda RA108 - 0 (Thankfully, there is no way in hell a ricer will ever afford a Formula One car. Even if they could, they could not fit any more wings on it if they tried, or screw the aerodynamics as badly as Honda did.)

Honda Civic (any year) - off the hook crazy numbers that the ricers can't count to.

Honda CRuXify (any year) - 80-85

Mitsubishi SpaceWagon (1995 - 2005) - 85-95

Mitsubishi LanRicer (1990 - 2006) - 90-100

Nissan ChainSaw (1989-1998) - 90-95

Nissan Sunny*** (non 4WD versions) - 70

Peugeot 403 Pickup* - 60-70

Suzuki Alto (1979-1982)* - 75

Toyota Starlet (-1989) - 40-45

Toyota Celica (1990-2003) - 90-110

Toyota Corollary (19xx-1999) - 45-50

Toyota AE86 Trueno/Levin (1983-1987) - 50-70 - While to most people the AE86 is just a respectable car which makes up for it's lower horsepower with it's small size, handling, balance and ride, in effect making it "The Little Car That Could", tragically Ricers who have been watching too much Initial D come under the influence that they can become "Drift Kings" by purchasing these classic cars and mutilating them with atrocious bodykits. This ironically goes against the motif of the show Initial D anyway: That a drivers skill is more important than what they drive.

Vauxhall MiniNova* (80-99) - 30 ( 50 if a Chav )

VW Type2 (19xx-1999) - 45-50

Vauxhall Corsa* (1982 - 1999) 100-200

And pretty much any Japanese import.

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

“Vor shits und giggles, somevone should introduce ricers to ze Gluhareff Pressure Jet Engine. Zese engines, vhile ze most efficient type of practical compression ignition engine so far developed, have ze interesting characteristics zat most are home built und zat zey run on propane, a remarkably volatile fuel. Taking into account ze mechanical skills und common sense of ze average ricer, ze results should be rather entertaining from a safe distance.”
~ Michael Schumacher on how to make use of a Ricer

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

 

[bmonee5]

I laughed so hard when i watched this video. The Drivers reaction to losing control is absolutely priceless...haha this sums up those stupid ricers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huXKMhSjFT4&feature=related

This one is quality also..hahahahha the reactions are the best....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThPCiCm36X4&feature=related

 

[mc_muench]

where's the 7th reason?

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

hahah funny videos!!
and yeah its missing the 7th way

 

[rockin86ranger]

lol that is awesome
7th is probably supposed to be decals. those things are worth atleast a 100 horsepower each

 

[Scotty J.]

Rice:

Not Rice:

 

[02RangerXLT]

Rice:

(Wannabe) Rice:

Fixed it for ya

jk.

One of those cars yours? Those subaru's are badass.

 

[Scotty J.]

Fixed it for ya

jk.

One of those cars yours? Those subaru's are badass.

I figured it was going to be an open invitation

Yeah, the Evo was mine and the Scooby is a friend of mines. I sometimes regret selling the Evo, but it had 50,000 miles on it and still held $22,000.00 bank, it was time to sell LOL.

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

man that evo pissed the street

 

[Scotty J.]

man that evo pissed the street

The Scooby skeered it LOL!

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

yeah probaly, subarus are great but ugly lol the evo has a better design

 

[mc_muench]

sexy evo

I honestly believe that its not the car that makes the ricer, its the person driving and what they do with the car that makes a ricer

In the wrong hands that evo or wrx could be a ricer, but in the hands of someone that understands its a finely crafted and tuned machine capable of insane track performance it is most certainly not a ricer. Same thing with a civic, built correctly they can be a very good race car, even tho its fwd, I should know, a friend that has a nice one scares the sh*t out of me every time I drive with him, a ordinary drive to johnny v's turns into a full blown race.

 

[Scotty J.]

sexy evo

I honestly believe that its not the car that makes the ricer, its the person driving and what they do with the car that makes a ricer

In the wrong hands that evo or wrx could be a ricer, but in the hands of someone that understands its a finely crafted and tuned machine capable of insane track performance it is most certainly not a ricer. Same thing with a civic, built correctly they can be a very good race car, even tho its fwd, I should know, a friend that has a nice one scares the sh*t out of me every time I drive with him, a ordinary drive to johnny v's turns into a full blown race.

Thanks for the Evo drool LOL.

I agree 100%, a rice is a douche in a high performance car, hell I've seen ricers in vettes LOL. I was leaving Chili's the other day, a guy in an Evo pulled by, I gave him props because I got Evo love. After I got in my Ranger and pulled around the corner in the parking lot, he and his date were just crossing the road. He had diagonal parked in a full parking lot. I put the Ranger in low and popped the throttle, just to make the front end lift (they were way out of the way). He went Whoo Hooo... I stopped, rolled down my window and said "Hey rice, I sure hope you drive better than you park", he just flipped me off and turned back to walk in the restaurant. He of course assumed that I knew nothing about his car LOL.