Coffee Stains in Seats

[MountainMike]

be prepared to be her detail bitch...

 

[fang619]

Coffee stains, blood stains, poop stains...they are all related. I had another gf that sat in my 74 MGB and she had on a tank top and this really cute white super short micro skirt. We went to a drive in movie and she wanted a beer (she rarely ever drank anything). She had nachos and cheese dip and two beers. The she was laughing so hard (the movie was Vacation, the first one) and then she farted a really wet one. She looked at me and said she just crapped her skirt.
I said 'No. You mean your panties'? She said she was not wearing panties. Well...another mess to clean up on another sports cars. I should have gotten a dark interior.....

Is this too much info??...lol

hahaaaa thats probably the funniest story ive ever heard! im gunna start using that instead of " oh damn you just pissed the bed"
"damn you just crapped your skirt" hahahahaaaaa what a funny and disturbing mental picture