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7 Year Olds On Beer


JohnnyO

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Got this emailed to me today:

Subject: BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS
>
>
> BEER
> BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS
> A
> handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they
> thought of beer'. Some interesting responses, but the
> last one is especially
> touching.
>
>
> 'I
> think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks
> the prettier my mom
> gets.'
> --Tim, 7 years
> old
>
>
> 'Beer
> makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on
> television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.
> '
> --Mellanie, 7 years
> old
>
> 'My
> Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she
> drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad
> doesn't think this is very
> funny.'
> --Grady, 7 years
> old
>
> ''My
> Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more
> they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is
> a good thing.'
> --Toby, 7 years
> old
>
> 'My
> Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants
> sometimes, so he shouldn't have too
> much.
> --Sarah, 7 years
> old
>
> 'My
> Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances.
> One time he danced right into the
> pool.'
> --Lilly, 7 years
> old
>
> 'I
> don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he
> burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste
> disgusting.'
> --Ethan, 7 years
> old
>
> 'I
> give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to
> sleep.'
> --Shirley, 7 years
> old
>
> AND
> THE BEST RESPONSE
>
>
> 'My
> Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my
> father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells
> him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that
> doesn't make any
> sense.'
> --Jack, 7 years
> old
 
> THE BEST RESPONSE
>
>
> 'My
> Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my
> father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells
> him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that
> doesn't make any
> sense.'
> --Jack, 7 years
> old


haha thats great! i almost peed a lil
 
Hahaha...kids say the darndest things....
 
Last one is so wrong! Hahaha! I've seen this type of thread cycle for a few years.
 
haha, thats pretty good. I will have to send this to my beer drinking buddies!
 

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