Worst nickname given to a vehicle

[sgtsandman]

Named my vehicles (keep in mind that it started with my buddy naming my 93 ranger)

93 ranger rwd 4 banger = Little Blue
94 ranger 4x4 4.0l = Big Red
05f250 = Big White Behemoth
11 escape = Quick Silver (my wife named this one)

all names given just for fun
and yes they are all those colors

Now that you mention it, I forgot about the 77-78 Chevy Suburban the family had at one time. We called it the Balooga, as in like the whale. It kinda wandered about the road and was big and ugly like a whale.

 

[Ranger850]

My sister had a Volvo named Sarah (???) I forgot about my 95 Lincoln Town Car. I bought it from the PnP for $600, they were having 1/3 off sale of everything, so I got a $900 car for $600. We named it the SpaceShip, it was huge and had more technology in it than our "New at the time" 07 Corrolla.

 

[Dirtman]

When I worked in the deepest most horrible part of Trenton I had a disgusting beat up cavalier I used only for going to work since I had to park on the street and there was like a 50% chance any car parked there wouldn't be there an hour later.

It was named "The toilet". It smelled so bad inside no theif would last 2 minutes inside it.

 

[rusty ol ranger]

I never named any of my vehicles because they are inanimate..... People who talk to inanimate objects are well you know, CRAZY AF! I never named my truck "stranger" either, "Danger Ranger" was already taken on this site lol.

I talk to mine all the time.

"Come on you rotten bitch!"

Or

"This worthless pile of shit"

I know deep down they know it comes from a place of love.

 

[Snoranger]

Jeff, I had a truck my ex girlfriend named Jeff. I think it was a good nickname because it’s full name was Jeffrey.

 

[88workcar]

"The Grinch"

 

[pjtoledo]

previous '87 Taurus station wagon: Wah-Goon (was infamous on the Taurus SHO circuit)

current 05 reg cab: Junior (hauled a few SHO engines)

current '19 red Edge: Reggie (if ever hauls an engine WILL be my last show)

 

[Saddle Tramp]

I think my Ranger's name is Jessie. It happened when I first started calling it my "Uncle Jesse-mobile" since it seemed like a old school working truck compared to the 4x4s I had before. I think it likes the name but I haven't told the wife yet. She might think I named it after the girl in school named Jessica.

 

[Snoranger]

I think my Ranger's name is Jessie. It happened when I first started calling it my "Uncle Jesse-mobile" since it seemed like a old school working truck compared to the 4x4s I had before. I think it likes the name but I haven't told the wife yet. She might think I named it after the girl in school named Jessica.

Blame us... tell her we said it looks like uncle Jesse’s truck.

 

[1990RangerinSK]

I never named any of my vehicles because they are inanimate..... People who talk to inanimate objects are well you know, CRAZY AF! I never named my truck "stranger" either, "Danger Ranger" was already taken on this site lol.

No. People who talk to inanimate objects are just strange. People who lose arguments with themselves are crazy as <censored>.

 

[rusty ol ranger]

I think my Ranger's name is Jessie. It happened when I first started calling it my "Uncle Jesse-mobile" since it seemed like a old school working truck compared to the 4x4s I had before. I think it likes the name but I haven't told the wife yet. She might think I named it after the girl in school named Jessica.

Blame us... tell her we said it looks like uncle Jesse’s truck.

1- Uncle jessies truck was bad ass.

2- Im jealous of it cause daisy sat on it.

 

[91stranger]

No. People who talk to inanimate objects are just strange. People who lose arguments with themselves are crazy as <censored>.

Have you lost arguments with yourself? Sounds like a personal experience lol.... "I'm not crazy officer, my other personality is crazy though."

 

[Dirtman]

I've been considering names for the fiesta. Wiggles and zippy are at the top of the list.

 

[Snoranger]

I've been considering names for the fiesta. Wiggles and zippy are at the top of the list.

Is it still having transmissions issues? Name it shifty.

 

[Curious Hound]

My ranger had a name before I bought it from my brother-in-law. He called it the Black Knight. I only call it that when I'm talking to him. Seems I may get have named one or two if my cars over the years. But it was never a common thing with me.