You know you own a Ranger when...

[bmerr98]

You know you own a Ranger when you see a girls car with a bumper sticker that says "Nice truck. Sorry about the small penis", and your wife just gives your hand a squeeze and smiles.

 

[Rangurr]

You know you own a Ranger when you don't even think twice about hooking your 2wd 4-cyl with an open diff up to pull a stuck duramax out of the mud.... Then you succeed.


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[wildbill23c]

You know you Own a Ford Ranger when everyone makes fun of you pulling a travel trailer, but their attitudes change when you have to pull over on the side of the highway multiple times on a trip to wait for them to catch up and they're driving trucks with V8's.

 

[wildbill23c]

or... just turn up the radio

Haha, that's pretty funny and not just a Ford problem. My 1SG from my national guard unit had a honda civic that the throwout bearing on the tranny was going out, it made such a horrible noise, he would just reach over and turn up the radio. That was 4 years ago and it still makes that noise if you turn the radio down LOL.

His fix for any bad noises was turning up the radio LOL. Poor car has at least 500k on it and still going and he beats the crap out of it.

 

[MastuhWaffles]

You know you own a Ranger when you can go play in the dirt with 1WD.

 

[FritzTKatt]

Pulling out jeeps and fullsizes is hilarious. The only thing that holds me back on the trails is tire size. 31s will never be able to argue with 35+. But my m8000 has bested 38 ruts. Even worse, my cousin-in-law's ranger made them so i was hella sunk haha.

 

[CountryBoy704]

you know you own a ranger when:

when it sits in your backyard for two years because you haven't had time to fix it, but just cant bring yourself to sell it

If the reason it sat for 2 years was "That ****** A4LD" and it still cranks up like a champ every time.

 

[CountryBoy704]

You know you own a Ranger when you can go play in the dirt with 1WD.

When your 4x4 with E-shift case and auto hubs is 1WD

 

[RangerDanger1995]

You know you own a Ranger when...you drive by and people complain of the loud exhaust on a 6 cylinder...

 

[Red beast]

When you dump 10,000 into it and your neighbors still call it a piece of shit.

..... And it still has a oil leak.

 

[Mark_88]

you know you own a Ranger with a 4 cylinder engine when you look at the driveway you are about to pull into and wonder how well it resists oil...or friends ask you to park on the street when you come over because they still haven't cleaned up the last oil spill you left...

Or...you get to meet some pretty women cops who are attracted to you by the black smoke coming from your exhaust...

 

[Thed]

You know you own a Ranger when you fill it with 89 octane to stop the pinging in your 2.3.

 

[Rangurr]

You know you own a Ranger when you fill it with 89 octane to stop the pinging in your 2.3.

Does that really work? I consider that EVERY FREAKING TIME I fill my truck up but I've never actually decided that it would be worth it (granted I'm considering 93 - highest octane I can find in UT besides the 114 at the raceway I don't even know why I haven't done it yet actually....

 

[Haywire6000]

You know you own a Ranger when your plow guys asks if you need to be pulled out with this full size dodge plow truck. Then you end up pulling him out.

 

[86MUDRCJ]

You know you drive a ranger when the jeep and toyota guys give you dirty looks, when they see you on the traill and you're rockin the ttb front end.