You know you own a Ranger when...

[clvanhorn]

You visit TRS numerous times during the work day because you close it everytime somebody walks in to keep from getting in trouble for being on forums.

If you shook your head or giggled at other posters on this thread and said "yup that one is right."

so true... repped. except i close it cuz of bein in class, not work haha

 

[doorgunner]

You know you own a Ranger when you bring 800 pounds of old metal to the scrap-yard......you drive onto the scales and the guy hands you a weigh-ticket for 3,800 pounds...then he tells you--"I ain't paying you for your weight or for the 4 tires & the spare though!"

 

[det107]

You know you own a Ranger when you bring 800 pounds of old metal to the scrap-yard......and the guy at the weigh scale hands you a weigh-ticket for 3,800 pounds...then he tells you--"I ain't paying you for your weight or the 4 tires & the spare though!"

Now, I'm Impressed-

 

[redneck_rainey]

Dont let this thread die. Its hillarious lol

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[cody93]

you know you own a gen1 ranger when every dash you look at is cracked in the same place..

you buy a used ranger for 600$, 300 of wich was for the 4 new tires and battery it came with.

 

[Twister]

You know when you drive an RBV when the heads on your 2.9 crack.

You know you drive a Bronco II when the guy at the parts store looks at you funny when you say 2.9L v6.

 

[94 lngbd]

you know you own a Ranger when a FULL size vehicle wont fit between the trees that are on the trail.

 

[luke]

you know you own a ranger when the tires cost more than what you paid for it.

 

[luke]

have some more

you know you own a ranger when your serpentine belt explodes leaving you stranded in the snow at 2 in the morning

you know you own a ranger when pine needles catch on fire in you heater vents when you leave the heater on too long

you know you own a ranger when you now use bump stops cause you poked a hole in your dana 35

you know you own a ranger when you idle better with the IAC unplugged

 

[94 lngbd]

you know you own a RBV when Full size trucks wont fit between the trees at entrance to the trail.

 

[87anger]

You know you own a RBV when:

you know more about a strangers RBV than they do and they look at you funny.(this one has happened alot at the store I work at)

the atvs shit their pants as you use their trails.

you walk into the parts store, say hi to all the guys, and hop on their computer to find your part.

the day youre gonna order a lift kit your 2.9 blows down the street from your house.

you always keep a few spare U-joints in your supercab.

your brake shoes are going bad so you swap in an 8.8

you dont know whether to love it or hate it.

rather than replace your mismatched, extremely worn tires you wait till you get a lift and can fit bigger ones.

you would rather swap a d35,4.0,m50d,8.8 rather than buy a gen2.

you wait to fix something because you know something else always breaks after you fix it.

you get pissed and say youre going to scrap it, then go online and look up lift kits.

your engine has 40 grounds

I think thats all but I probably have more...
and BTW those are all from personal experience

 

[87anger]

oooooo also when youre bucket seat has the 'gansta lean'.

gen1 guys you know what im sayin...

 

[Lucifer sam]

You know you own a ranger when,

when you see ten rangers in the menards parking lot, ( 5 in the same color as your truck)

true story too lol

 

[doorgunner]

you know you own a Ranger when they walk up to you all squirrelly-eyed and say....

"I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEY BUILT RANGERS BACK THEN!!!

 

[redneck_rainey]

You know you own a ranger when you just found out a week ago that youre going to be a father, and the place of conception was the front seat of your ranger. :thumbup:

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