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Um....should i be worried?


Well..... even the patron saint of horrible Ny accents Dr. Fauci concluded in 2008 the during 1918-1919 Spanish flu epidemic. Most of the deaths were from upper respiratory bacterial infections..... soooo.... the important question is did you aspirate any of said bird turd water? If not I'm more curious if you shit will it come out white with a black dot in the middle? But maybe 🤔 😕 🤷🏿‍♂️ if you start bleeding from your ears and eyes like those people that went bat watching at a face of a cave and about 25000 bats shit on them as the bats flew out.... obviously I may not be helping any angst you maybe having.... oh let me know if you start growing feathers or have any sudden desire to deliver small rolled upnotes on your ankle. That might be important.... 🤔
 
Watch out for Avian flu...and if you start flapping your arms, it's already too late.
 
Just go down to the local farm store and get a bottle of penicillin and give yourself a big shot of that. It will kill anything you got in you. lol Your behind will be sore for a few days.... lol
 
All the "cillins" tear up my stomach... as with most folks.

I can't hardly get off the toilet.

And they're typically oral...
 
I'm not sure for humans I guess but cows, pigs and horses we have always done a big shot to the behind. Muscle area, veins work also. Penicillin burns like crazy and it has to get injected through a pretty big nettle.
 
i just buy penicillin, ampicillin, and amoxicillin pills when we go to Progresso. really cheap for big huge bottles and no prescription needed.
 
Ive drank bird shit and gas. one sip is fine. You might get violent diarrhea.

I suggest a shot of vodka to kill any germs in there.
 
Well 2 days later and im still kickin along fine. I did feel a little queasy yesterday morning....but it coulda been the mcdonalds i had for dinner.

Ive always had a pretty iron clad stomach/immune system. Or like @Eddo Rogue ive injested enough gas over the years siphoning by mouth my bodys just like "eh whatever"
 
Well 2 days later and im still kickin along fine. I did feel a little queasy yesterday morning....but it coulda been the mcdonalds i had for dinner.

Ive always had a pretty iron clad stomach/immune system. Or like @Eddo Rogue ive injested enough gas over the years siphoning by mouth my bodys just like "eh whatever"
Gas and bird shit...and vodka. Mcdonalds still hurts me.
 

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