Yeah, let me list all the problems with my '88 Chevy ('73-'87 body-style).
1. It's all original and that sucks seeing that it's only twenty years old. They should design more problems into these things so I can have the fun of working on it.
2. It only gets 20 miles per gallon. How are we going to keep Saudi Arabia alive?
3. There's no rust on it. That's disgusting.
4. You can hook a 9,000# trailer on it and still handle a winding road with one finger on the wheel. Nowhere near as much fun as a self-steering F250 TIB.
I'm trying to think of one single thing I like better about my truck than a Ford. Maybe I like the fact that most Fords of the same era are sitting in fields which is more pictureque than driving on the road.
And my doors are hard to close even on my '88 unless you crack the window a hair to let the air pressure out. Then they snick closed. try that on the 500,000 Colorad's you've driven.
And I've only owned one Chevy of this era so maybe the rest are all shit. I only owned one old Ford a '77 and it was okay except the steering sucked.
My dad has had three Chevys that were the style in question:
1981 light half ton 2wd with a 305, rode like a freekin Cadillic. Would just cruise along like a car, bent the aftermarket hitch towing a huge Buffalo dirt scraper as well. We used to have a tandam axle gooseneck flatbed trailer we pulled with it as well. Rebuild the engine once, never touched the tranny. It did get some pretty nasty rust on the body eventually but it had been around the block a time or two as well. He got it sometime in the late 80's and sold it 4 years ago, if not for the rust we would still have it. If there was ever a flagship of what a truck should be, IMO it was it.
1981 3/4 ton Camper Special, 1971 350, T400 (felt like it had a shift kit), posi 14b, very light surface rust, rode like a lumber wagon but also had bigger springs than our '80 F-350. Got for $300 from behind our neighbors barn, it was her deceased husbands and was going to be junked. He was a mechanic so only god knows what all had been done to it, at one point I remember it being set up as a tow truck. Had minimal rust, we have since sold it.
1980 3/4 ton ex Burlington Northern Railroad truck,4x4, 350, 4spd, my dad's first service truck in the late 80's. Minimal rust, runs like a top, but has a utility box and fairly high gearing, just leaves it feeling kind of awkward. Its 1980 F-350 stablemate usually gets to go on more trips, just feels like home, which is odd because we got it 5 years after the Chevy.
I prefer Ford, but at least in my family GM has given us little to complain about, my dad's F-350 is the only ford truck he has ever owned and is part of the reason why I ended up with a Ranger.
IH takes the cake though for building a tough truck.