Ugly Truck of The Month Contest

[Uncle Gump]

That's not a tail... just a big ankle biter

 

[Fast Eddie]

Yeh, a big selling novelty for the forum:
2024 12mth Calendar with centerfold pics of Ford Ranger "POS Of The Month" !!!

But then people will only look at the pictures

 

[Fast Eddie]

That looks really nice, except for that bent radio antenna.

It needs to 'lean' into the wind for better reception.

 

[RobbieD]

It needs to 'lean' into the wind for better reception.

Silly me; I was thinking that it was bent forward because the truck brakes better than it accelerates.

 

[Shran]

It was thick burger Thursday at Hardee's today so here's my official entry.

2nd set of front clip panels, 2nd set of doors, 3rd box, original cab. Bought it in 2014 for $800 from a towing company, the previous owner broke or lost the rear driveshaft and drove around in front wheel drive until everything got really "loose...." I've been daily driving it ever since, I've put just over 50,000 miles on it since '14 and have replaced just about everything at some point which included rebuilding the engine and trans. The rust is getting pretty bad, my plan is to retire it to spare vehicle status in about a year.

 

[RobbieD]

Another worthy candidate!

. . . This is shaping up to be tough voting decision.

 

[Curious Hound]

Another worthy candidate!

. . . This is shaping up to be tough voting decision.

There's always next month.

 

[Jim Oaks]

Rusty Ol

It was thick burger Thursday at Hardee's today so here's my official entry.

2nd set of front clip panels, 2nd set of doors, 3rd box, original cab. Bought it in 2014 for $800 from a towing company, the previous owner broke or lost the rear driveshaft and drove around in front wheel drive until everything got really "loose...." I've been daily driving it ever since, I've put just over 50,000 miles on it since '14 and have replaced just about everything at some point which included rebuilding the engine and trans. The rust is getting pretty bad, my plan is to retire it to spare vehicle status in about a year.

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I'm digging it. Let's see if we can make this better. Are you willing to pose the truck and submit a few more photos? Nothing on the hood. Pose it with a background like it was being featured in a Magazine, and try not to cast your shadow in it.

Thanks!

 

[Curious Hound]

Rusty Ol


I'm digging it. Let's see if we can make this better. Are you willing to pose the truck and submit a few more photos? Nothing on the hood. Pose it with a background like it was being featured in a Magazine, and try not to cast your shadow in it.

Thanks!

I see you've edited the rules posting. So, no need to go to a fast food restaurant to prove it's roadworthy and being driven?

 

[Shran]

Rusty Ol


I'm digging it. Let's see if we can make this better. Are you willing to pose the truck and submit a few more photos? Nothing on the hood. Pose it with a background like it was being featured in a Magazine, and try not to cast your shadow in it.

Thanks!

Haha, I'll see what I can do. I probably look worse than the truck, I might make it look better?

 

[rusty ol ranger]

Rusty Ol


I'm digging it. Let's see if we can make this better. Are you willing to pose the truck and submit a few more photos? Nothing on the hood. Pose it with a background like it was being featured in a Magazine, and try not to cast your shadow in it.

Thanks!

Want me too to?

 

[rusty ol ranger]

It was thick burger Thursday at Hardee's today so here's my official entry.

2nd set of front clip panels, 2nd set of doors, 3rd box, original cab. Bought it in 2014 for $800 from a towing company, the previous owner broke or lost the rear driveshaft and drove around in front wheel drive until everything got really "loose...." I've been daily driving it ever since, I've put just over 50,000 miles on it since '14 and have replaced just about everything at some point which included rebuilding the engine and trans. The rust is getting pretty bad, my plan is to retire it to spare vehicle status in about a year.

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Half of it looks like a non rusty version of my truck

 

[Jim Oaks]

Want me too to?

Absolutely!

 

[Uncle Gump]

Maybe call it the "One Foot In Club"

Meaning your Ranger has one foot in the grave.

The fun part of it... it can be spun different ways.

 

[rusty ol ranger]

Absolutely!

Will do.

How about "Bowl Bomber (slang for massive turd) of the month"

Flows right off the tounge