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[Ranger Sport Honduras]

So? You know about 1/3 of the world, go hang out with different friends.

this year is starting good already


and check their definition for ford ranger.
to op: dude its just for fun, relax lol


A vehicle in the small truck category; know to be the worst of all small trucks. Most Ford Rangers exemplify all of the FORD acronyms such as Fix Or Repair Daily, F**CKER Only Rolls Downhill, Found On Road Dead, you know the rest... Rangers are the epitome of all that is GAY (Homosexual, not happy). Most straight men who aquire a Ford Ranger rid themselves of these disease stricken vehicles within the first twenty four hours, in order to avoid any kind of anal mutilation. Certain color Rangers are more potent than others in the "Gay Danger" zone. The most dangerous of these being the teal green Ford Ranger. The most common defense to this horrible color is to litter your truck with stickers to try and hide it. Also, giving your Ford Ranger a Male name can sometimes help the owner cope with and accept the overall gayness of the vehicle. The only Ford Ranger GAYER than a greenish teal Ford Ranger is a Ford Ranger that someone has "pre-runnered out". (ie: Engine, lift, tires, bumpers, fenders flares, 45 degree spare tire/ roll bar in bed, offroad lights) What straight person would do all of this to a vehicle that everyone knows cant do anything off of the pavement. In conclusion, the award for the gayest piece of junk ever made other than a Ford Mustang 5.0 goes to the FORD RANGER. POS...

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

ohh and dont look for stray cat in there lol

 

[adsm08]

A vehicle in the small truck category; know to be the worst of all small trucks. Most Ford Rangers exemplify all of the FORD acronyms such as Fix Or Repair Daily, F**CKER Only Rolls Downhill, Found On Road Dead, you know the rest... Rangers are the epitome of all that is GAY (Homosexual, not happy). Most straight men who aquire a Ford Ranger rid themselves of these disease stricken vehicles within the first twenty four hours, in order to avoid any kind of anal mutilation. Certain color Rangers are more potent than others in the "Gay Danger" zone. The most dangerous of these being the teal green Ford Ranger. The most common defense to this horrible color is to litter your truck with stickers to try and hide it. Also, giving your Ford Ranger a Male name can sometimes help the owner cope with and accept the overall gayness of the vehicle. The only Ford Ranger GAYER than a greenish teal Ford Ranger is a Ford Ranger that someone has "pre-runnered out". (ie: Engine, lift, tires, bumpers, fenders flares, 45 degree spare tire/ roll bar in bed, offroad lights) What straight person would do all of this to a vehicle that everyone knows cant do anything off of the pavement. In conclusion, the award for the gayest piece of junk ever made other than a Ford Mustang 5.0 goes to the FORD RANGER. POS...

You see, we can throw this out the window right off the bat as being wrong and impugn the author's credibility since he fingered (I use that particular term intentionally) the teal green as the "gayest" color for a Ranger even over the egg-plant purple (No reference or offense to Hopman's Flying Eggplant intended).

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

You see, we can throw this out the window right off the bat as being wrong and impugn the author's credibility since he fingered (I use that particular term intentionally) the teal green as the "gayest" color for a Ranger even over the egg-plant purple (No reference or offense to Hopman's Flying Eggplant intended).

Ford did put graphics on both teal and purple in the 90's that really didn't help either...

This totally blows their crediblity:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=s-10

But then there is this...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chevy+colorado

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

That site is there just to make funny statements.

 

[wtatman]

this year is starting good already


and check their definition for ford ranger.
to op: dude its just for fun, relax lol


A vehicle in the small truck category; know to be the worst of all small trucks. Most Ford Rangers exemplify all of the FORD acronyms such as Fix Or Repair Daily, F**CKER Only Rolls Downhill, Found On Road Dead, you know the rest... Rangers are the epitome of all that is GAY (Homosexual, not happy). Most straight men who aquire a Ford Ranger rid themselves of these disease stricken vehicles within the first twenty four hours, in order to avoid any kind of anal mutilation. Certain color Rangers are more potent than others in the "Gay Danger" zone. The most dangerous of these being the teal green Ford Ranger. The most common defense to this horrible color is to litter your truck with stickers to try and hide it. Also, giving your Ford Ranger a Male name can sometimes help the owner cope with and accept the overall gayness of the vehicle. The only Ford Ranger GAYER than a greenish teal Ford Ranger is a Ford Ranger that someone has "pre-runnered out". (ie: Engine, lift, tires, bumpers, fenders flares, 45 degree spare tire/ roll bar in bed, offroad lights) What straight person would do all of this to a vehicle that everyone knows cant do anything off of the pavement. In conclusion, the award for the gayest piece of junk ever made other than a Ford Mustang 5.0 goes to the FORD RANGER. POS...

You guys are funny! I love my little teal green ranger and I am quite confidant in my masculinity. However every now and then whe I get passed by a big RAM 4x4 with truck nutz I get the urge to hang a small leather pouch from my tow hitch

 

[Mark_88]

I drove a Suzuki Sidekick for 6 years...people laughed...until I unfolded my 6'6" frame from it...then they ran away...lol...

Driving a Ranger is a bit of a step up...except when big rigs pulling trailers pass me...haha...but I don't have issues with what morons call the truck...it's what "I" think that matters...and I LIKE it...

Funny, in a sad sort of way...for those people who made us put an "R" in the middle of the moon...

 

[straycat]

this year is starting good already


and check their definition for ford ranger.
to op: dude its just for fun, relax lol


A vehicle in the small truck category; know to be the worst of all small trucks. Most Ford Rangers exemplify all of the FORD acronyms such as Fix Or Repair Daily, F**CKER Only Rolls Downhill, Found On Road Dead, you know the rest... Rangers are the epitome of all that is GAY (Homosexual, not happy). Most straight men who aquire a Ford Ranger rid themselves of these disease stricken vehicles within the first twenty four hours, in order to avoid any kind of anal mutilation. Certain color Rangers are more potent than others in the "Gay Danger" zone. The most dangerous of these being the teal green Ford Ranger. The most common defense to this horrible color is to litter your truck with stickers to try and hide it. Also, giving your Ford Ranger a Male name can sometimes help the owner cope with and accept the overall gayness of the vehicle. The only Ford Ranger GAYER than a greenish teal Ford Ranger is a Ford Ranger that someone has "pre-runnered out". (ie: Engine, lift, tires, bumpers, fenders flares, 45 degree spare tire/ roll bar in bed, offroad lights) What straight person would do all of this to a vehicle that everyone knows cant do anything off of the pavement. In conclusion, the award for the gayest piece of junk ever made other than a Ford Mustang 5.0 goes to the FORD RANGER. POS...

You forgot my favorite 'FORD' acronym....'Far Out Rubber Duck' ...lol

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

You guys are funny! I love my little teal green ranger and I am quite confidant in my masculinity. However every now and then whe I get passed by a big RAM 4x4 with truck nutz I get the urge to hang a small leather pouch from my tow hitch

I have a different urge...

Wonder if they would get it though

 

[pjtoledo]

'TTT' is the name my buddies have for compact trucks. All my buddies with big trucks (F series, Dodge Rams.....etc. etc, consider Rangers and Tacomas and Frontiers, 'Toys'. Every Time they see a compact truck drive by they say 'Look at that toy tonka truck'. Ergo.....'TTT'. I hate that expression......

then when the nozzle shuts off (or the transaction limit is hit), they venture forth in search of "us", only to realize we're already several miles down the road



Perry

 

[Junkyardexpress]

I have a different urge...

Wonder if they would get it though

OUCH

 

[hoosier1104]

I have what is know as the 'Dude' effect. I pop the hood and they go 'Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!' enough said. Funk urban dictionary!