The dumbest tools you "own".

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I think we all know a "Jen" or two.

God Bless those girls!

She went above and beyond. She'd sit at her desk doggie style. Elbows on the desk, knees on the seat of her chair.

 

[Curious Hound]

I grew up in the Harrisburg area. But I don't think I knew that particular Jen.

 

[4.0blue98]

what happened to the train thread, or Dirtman's a tool thread or whatever the hell we were talking about?

 

[Curious Hound]

Obviously, this thread is no longer about the dumbest tools you own.

 

[4.0blue98]

Ahh that's what we were talking about. This thread sets a pretty high bar for future threads going off track. Wait, track, trains... My brain hurts.

 

[Dirtman]

Car jacker on meth abducts man and his pet goat from adult book store.

https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article238889478.html

 

[4.0blue98]

Doesn't everyone take their pet goat with them to the adult bookstore?

 

[Curious Hound]

Doesn't everyone take their pet goat with them to the adult bookstore?

No. But I do take my dog to Lowe's.

 

[Ranger850]

No. But I do take my dog to Lowe's.

Equivalent to @Dirtman taking his goat to the porn store.

 

[Dirtman]

Equivalent to @Dirtman taking his goat to the porn store.

That was in Missouri! And no one would car jack me and my goat!