Someone threw a rock...

[Greg5567]

dude I have to say brake fluid in a super soaker works great, just walk up and start spraying that pretty little shelby. just drench the shit out of it. after that go down to the market and buy some nasty ass fish that is about to turn. blend it up, and dump it into the cowl where the air duct takes the Vent air in. after that start post great deals around CL deals that nobody can pass on. and give them is house and cell phone number state that it is ok to call anytime. Also add in things like divorce forces sale usally works pretty well. I have done the CL thing a couple of times to jerk offs in class. use anything you can to be a annoyens and unable to be pinned down on you. good luck with him. if you are really mad. go out in the woods and find some(a bottle full) of termites go to his house, drill several holes in the structure of the house and start dumping termites in the walls.

I think me and you are gonna be real good friends hahah

 

[KELLY88]

I like those ideas except for the brake fluid to the paint. Could be seen as vandalism and then you're the bad guy. On the other hand, simple stuff like the craigslist idea and grinding up and hiding old fish somewhere discrete is grand fun.

 

[Will]

Yeah, you can be cell mates.

Seriously, don't be stupid. If you are going to take steps, first take the legal ones. If those don't work then sit down and think seriously about where this could end up. If you decide you want to do something illegal, don't mess around doing pranks. Eventually someone is going to make a devestating attack on someone else and do them serious bodily harm--which the attack on you was pretty close to that, which is why I suggest a letter to the prosecutor. You want me to help you find the mailing address? But after the serious bodily harm is done, then someone is going to jail and someone else to the hospital. So you might as well skip all the bullshit and make sure you get the initiative on him and lie in wait and jump him with a sock with a hitch ball tied in it. If you aren't willing to do that, then just stay away from the group altogether because you can shake hands all you want and not get anywhere.

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

dude I have to say brake fluid in a super soaker works great, just walk up and start spraying that pretty little shelby. just drench the shit out of it. after that go down to the market and buy some nasty ass fish that is about to turn. blend it up, and dump it into the cowl where the air duct takes the Vent air in. after that start post great deals around CL deals that nobody can pass on. and give them is house and cell phone number state that it is ok to call anytime. Also add in things like divorce forces sale usally works pretty well. I have done the CL thing a couple of times to jerk offs in class. use anything you can to be a annoyens and unable to be pinned down on you. good luck with him. if you are really mad. go out in the woods and find some(a bottle full) of termites go to his house, drill several holes in the structure of the house and start dumping termites in the walls.

Sorry, if you did that to my Shelby or my house that last encounter would look like an afterthought.

Will has the idea, do it legally first. Outright avoid him after that, you only have another year or two to tolerate him anyway.

 

[Greg5567]

Sorry, if you did that to my Shelby or my house that last encounter would look like an afterthought.

Will has the idea, do it legally first. Outright avoid him after that, you only have another year or two to tolerate him anyway.

Yeah if I did anything stupid I would most likely wait a while to do it, but by then I will probably have forgot everything....Hes gone though the cops got involved and he is kicked outta my school and goes to a different one...He wasnt supposed to be going to mine in the first place.

 

[KELLY88]

Yeah if I did anything stupid I would most likely wait a while to do it, but by then I will probably have forgot everything....Hes gone though the cops got involved and he is kicked outta my school and goes to a different one...He wasnt supposed to be going to mine in the first place.

So the cops finally got in on it, that's cool.

 

[Greg5567]

So the cops finally got in on it, that's cool.

Well not quite like...he was already supposed to be leaving soon and all the cops did was notify the school so if anything hes just going to be transfering schools sooner..

 

[crbnunit]

The time for retribution was when it happened. You could have broken his bones at the time. That time has passed. If you aren't going to persue it legally through the courts, you are just going to have to suck it up and live with it. Take heart that someone will find him face down in a ditch one day. That kind of crap always comes back around.

 

[Will]

Yep, just keep listening to Jim Croce and grinning.

I would still write the prosecutor. He's probaby bored if your cops don't arrest people.

 

[AllanD]

I believe in the old sicilian proverb that "revenge is a dish best served cold"

I have (literally) waited 10 years to deliver some payback to someone.

And while I have bagged a fish and installed it under someone's seat
I find that bagging a potato with a tablespoon of water or a bagged
piece of chicken is actually more effective.

They rot far faster and more odoriferously if you bag then with some water.

as for brake fluid? Nope, that's actually destructive.
a quart of whole milk into their cowl is much more fun via it's "Delayed action"

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[skippy]

I believe in the old sicilian proverb that "revenge is a dish best served cold"

I have (literally) waited 10 years to deliver some payback to someone.

And while I have bagged a fish and installed it under someone's seat
I find that bagging a potato with a tablespoon of water or a bagged
piece of chicken is actually more effective.

They rot far faster and more odoriferously if you bag then with some water.

as for brake fluid? Nope, that's actually destructive.
a quart of whole milk into their cowl is much more fun via it's "Delayed action"

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Dastardly clever,I like it!

 

[Greg5567]

Hahaha, yeah if I do anything its not going to be anytime soon, but yeah, I took pictures of my eye and all and then my shirt which is sorta covered in blood I just need to find the thing to upload pictures to my computer. I had a piece of medical tape holding the cut closed so it would heal quicker, im about to shower and it should come off, I will take more then when you can see the whole thing.

Theres quite a bit of blood in my eye too, just noticed that today......well someone at work did

 

[AllanD]

someone (a party to my revenging myself on someone with which they also held a grudge) once told me that if he had to make a list of ten people he wouldn't want mad at him he'd simply write my name ten times.

you can imagine what I'd do if I became seriously annoyed with someone

I like things that are both subtle and devious.

Ever smell rotting chicken kept away from air
but kept moist?

It can't be described, only experienced.
and unexplainable...
you'd think fish is bad, but rotting fish isn't nearly as repulsive.

Smell rotting chicken once and you'd consider standing in for Liam Nieson if they ever need to refilm that scene in Rob Roy where he hides inside the rotting cow and you'd make "it smells fresh" jokes while you did it.

rotting potato? another one where unless you've smelled it...
It's the most fetid smell you will ever come across.

It's EASILY understandable why people in the irish potato famine couldn't force themselves to choke down rotting potatoes

IF you can gain access to the vehicle interior pouring whole milk into the carpet will make the car smell like gangrenous wound dressings every time the weather gets damp.
half a pint divided between the rear seat footwells will do the job.

it works even better if you add a couple teaspoons of sugar to the milk before pouring.

Milk is a gift that keeps on giving because of that reprise every time the air gets damp.
the smell will permeate every porous surface in the vehicle, the beauty is not that it smells but it smells to an annoying level
but not usually enough to make someone get rid of the car, which means that every time it comes back they get reminded that they annoyed someone... and they wonder who...


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[Greg5567]

Im nothing to be scared of ha, ive won some, lost some....However, I used to take muay thai kickboxing and BJJ for like 3months and didnt have the money to continue so I am going to try to continue that somehow. People didnt want to fight me then cause I could probably kick their head off lol..(yeah im 16 and probably cant kick that hard but compared to kids my age, I could kick...really hard lol) actually.....that kid that got me yesterday, he was holding a kickpad and I kicked it and he stumbled back and asked me to do it again and I missed....and broke his nose lol

 

[Bunnell1988]

Im nothing to be scared of ha, ive won some, lost some....However, I used to take muay thai kickboxing and BJJ for like 3months and didnt have the money to continue so I am going to try to continue that somehow. People didnt want to fight me then cause I could probably kick their head off lol..(yeah im 16 and probably cant kick that hard but compared to kids my age, I could kick...really hard lol) actually.....that kid that got me yesterday, he was holding a kickpad and I kicked it and he stumbled back and asked me to do it again and I missed....and broke his nose lol

Im guessing this happened before your incident the other day?
Oh, as for your cut, Id use Bactine to keep it clean and butterfly stitches to hold it shut.