so today

[Ranger4657]

rant begins:

i come home from getting a hair cut and my neighbor lady who looks to be in her early 40's comes out dressed like a stripper stright out of a hardcore porn. knee high leather boots and a micro skirt mind you its like 35 deg out now, shes purtty fine dont get me wrong, but she has a husband and three kids. and was just going to the bus stop to walk her kids home.

why must she taunt me (19 yrs old) along with the rest of the poor viagra popping retired old guys who live on my block ?

i feel bad for her husband and kids because her strippernesss is infectious, and probably riddled with lots of problems if anyone were to presue her.

end rant.

 

[Explorin94]

Find out what pole she swings on and go tuck a buck.....or 2!

 

[BlackBII]

Knee high leather boots?

Sounds like some S&M could be going on in that household...

I feel sorry for the husband. He's probably on a leash and collar.

Yikes.

 

[Ranger4657]

Find out what pole she swings on and go tuck a buck.....or 2!

bahah wooooo! i ought to set up a trap in my front yard consisting of a platform and a pole with a giant cardbord box held inplace by a series of leavers and sticks. and one heavy cable connected to my truck. ahha. just to be sure of this thesis.

 

[superdave1984]

Take heed young men, when a women reaches about 33, she's in her prime. And stays that way for about 7 years. There is nothing better than a woman in her mid to late 30's and a woman who keeps herself up can rock your world well into her later years. Trust me.

 

[koda6966]

My ex girlfriends psychologist is pretty good looking for a 30 something year old woman. I think that's why Jamie doesn't let me sit in on her appointments anymore. Bah, were broken up now anyways.. it's only a matter of time before she leaves me completely.

 

[GreatWhite]

My ex girlfriends psychologist is pretty good looking for a 30 something year old woman. I think that's why Jamie doesn't let me sit in on her appointments anymore. Bah, were broken up now anyways.. it's only a matter of time before she leaves me completely.

unless you leave her

 

[Ranger4657]

Take heed young men, when a women reaches about 33, she's in her prime. And stays that way for about 7 years. There is nothing better than a woman in her mid to late 30's and a woman who keeps herself up can rock your world well into her later years. Trust me.

wooo amen man. i need to figure out how to pick them up. ive got the young ones down, but thease older ones psfhew a whole new ball game.
i need to get into poetry and stuff i guess its time for you with experence to get in on the conversation and teach me the ropes ahahhahaha. ahhahah

 

[koda6966]

unless you leave her

I don't have it in me to do that.

 

[BigJohn76]

Take heed young men, when a women reaches about 33, she's in her prime. And stays that way for about 7 years. There is nothing better than a woman in her mid to late 30's and a woman who keeps herself up can rock your world well into her later years. Trust me.

this is true. they have more experience. one of the best women ive been with was 38. were still good friends even though i started seeing her daughter not long after. i hate to say it but the mom was way better in bed, and more fun to be around too.

 

[erocka1982]

woa! mom daughter action? you the man!!!!!!! as far as the neighbor lady, it bet you could go all the way to 5th base with her!

 

[GoodOld85BlueBalls]

wooo amen man. i need to figure out how to pick them up. ive got the young ones down, but thease older ones psfhew a whole new ball game.
i need to get into poetry and stuff i guess its time for you with experence to get in on the conversation and teach me the ropes ahahhahaha. ahhahah

Man. You don't need to do all that stuff for a 40 year old. All she wants is someone who is not affraid to go down-stairs.....

 

[B2 Addict]

rant begins:

i come home from getting a hair cut and my neighbor lady who looks to be in her early 40's comes out dressed like a stripper stright out of a hardcore porn. knee high leather boots and a micro skirt mind you its like 35 deg out now, shes purtty fine dont get me wrong, but she has a husband and three kids. and was just going to the bus stop to walk her kids home.

Cougar Alert?!?

Also, listen to GoodOld85s advice......he speaketh the truth!!!!

 

[Ranger4657]

Cougar Alert?!?

Also, listen to GoodOld85s advice......he speaketh the truth!!!!

haha man i wish i coulda got pictures, but she cought me off guard. plus i dont know how i feel about snapping that stuff and posting it on the internet. ahha. just odd... just use your immagination. im sure we have all had this happen at one point in our lives. lol .

now i just need to go find me my woman!!! ahah

 

[PaleBlue90]

now i just need to go find me my woman!!! ahah

dont all of us young guys