"Ranger don't" list.

[Frank The Tank]

Don't full a 6000 pound trailer with a '84 2.0L!

Don't pull a 5k lb trailer with your drag car, spare tires, and race fuel......... on the back of a 97 2wd 5spd 2.3liter reg cab short wheelbase stepside on the bumper through Muehlenburg County (hills, hills, hills)

I'm glad I survived
and third gear absolutely hates me...... I rode it for a good 70miles

Frank

 

[clayhilldave]

don't let yer buddy hook up to yer back bumper with his mud truck to "snatch" you out of a ditch...by-by bumper...

 

[edgerunner]

dont power slide with a girl in your truck to try and impress her......guardrails pop outta no where

 

[adsm08]

don't leave the lights on.

 

[mp3deviant721]

Don't try to get your cell out of your pocket while making a turn on a snowy road. You will have lots of fun trying to keep the truck under control with one hand. I nearly slid off the road when I felt the truck start to slide on me and slammed on the brakes. I was being an idiot.

 

[kris97ranger]

dont pull ur buddies chev out when he backs into a ditch leaving his driveway. he wont stop...
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WELLBUTRIN SETTLEMENT UPDATE

 

[TheTopher]

Well, I finally got a new one.

Don't put seafoam in a spray bottle to spray into your intake only to see smoke coming from an exhaust leak in your manifold. Then start calling part stores to see who has an exhaust manifold gasket in stock. Then find out your stupid @ss had let the spray bottle sit on the manifold and melted a hole into it, and the smoke was just seafoam burning on the hot header.

 

[84stealthranger]

hmm gotta try that not the burning bottle tho lol

dont try and pass 3 cars goin up a hill with a 2.8 lol

 

[corona]

Don't drive a 2.3 at top speed (90mph haha) with old tires or one might blow out then when you pull over the rim sinks into the mud!

 

[organic]

Don't let your ranger sit to long before you decide to work on it again and let mice crawl into the deepest part of your dash and make a nest! After 5 hours of disassembly to find and remove the damn thing it still smells like mice sh*t for months later.

 

[Rangered06]

I couldn't resist not posting this one (borrowed from a different thread) ...

DON'T under any circumstances let this IDIOT drive your ranger ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEfnfOfbsi4

for those who seen this... its the kid who pulls the stuck dodge and rips his front end off after hitting the gas in reverse at about 30.

that is honestly something my uncle would do LOL

 

[edgerunner]

dont get pissed off and punch the steering whell the horn will stay on for the 25 minutes drive home

 

[country0001]

dont get pissed off and punch the steering whell the horn will stay on for the 25 minutes drive home

+1


Still have the reminder on my full size truck.

 

[Frank The Tank]

Don't tow a b2 home with no trailer lights at dusk.

Frank

 

[waynesburgjay]

Don't load your bed full of snow if you got leaf spring hangers that are severely rusted