"Ranger don't" list.

[Jason]

Don't trust the factory hubs!

 

[IlovemybroncII]

Dont let some jackass put you lugnuts on with air gun so tight you cant take em off with 4 way and it blowing blue snow and so cold you have no nuts lol

 

[Angie]

I couldn't resist not posting this one (borrowed from a different thread) ...

DON'T under any circumstances let this IDIOT drive your ranger ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEfnfOfbsi4

for those who seen this... its the kid who pulls the stuck dodge and rips his front end off after hitting the gas in reverse at about 30.

 

['99 EB Explorer]

ZOMG!!! What a total N00B!!! Who the hell does that?? Seriously...

BTW, I noticed this on the description of the vid...

"I managed to get myself high centered on a burm, but watch a person driving a half ton Ford Ranger try to pull out my well over two ton Dodge Ram."

When exactly did the Ranger get promoted to 1/2ton???

Yet another total n00b! lolz

Yet another DON'T I just thought of...DON'T do a massive fishtail in the snow in the school parking lot....you will ALMOST hit the teachers truck but your tire will catch traction 2 feet before impact resulting in whiplash while your truck 180's faster than you can blink and almost rolling. (scariest ride of my life, btw)

 

[akalogan]

DON'T BRING YOUR DOG HOME FROM THE VET'S OFFICE AFTER SURGERY! Some dogs have a reaction to being sedated. Which happens to be anal leakage. That was not a fun clean up.

 

[dangerranger23]

dont try to do donuts in a gravel parking lot with a lifted ranger with a load of scrap in the bed higher than the cab, youll go on two wheels

 

[heptofite]

When exactly did the Ranger get promoted to 1/2ton???

actually, ranger is rated to at least 1000 pounds in the bed.

which is half a ton.

The more you know.

 

[Chance]

When exactly did the Ranger get promoted to 1/2ton???

That's not the problem... when did the ram become a 2 ton??? He's driving a one ton...

 

[Andres629]

:BTW, I noticed this on the description of the vid...

"/snip ...well over two ton Dodge Ram."

I was wondering when the Dodge was promoted to well over 2-ton!

 

[Chance]

Didn't you know? They came factory with rockwells... but only the ones with ctd's did... cuz they're totally fawking badass like that.

 

[john93rangerstx]

dont through a half can of coke out the back window on the high way it come back in an soda everywhere

 

[graff104]

I couldn't resist not posting this one (borrowed from a different thread) ...

DON'T under any circumstances let this IDIOT drive your ranger ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEfnfOfbsi4

for those who seen this... its the kid who pulls the stuck dodge and rips his front end off after hitting the gas in reverse at about 30.

WOW Never seen that before! Crazy idiot!

 

[adsm08]

don't start a mod with only 4 days to work before you *NEED* the truck, when you know you don't have all the parts to finish the job.

For further information, and to make fun of me in the appropriate thread, look here:
http://www.therangerstation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68552

 

[Dweano]

don't start a mod with only 4 days to work before you *NEED* the truck, when you know you don't have all the parts to finish the job./showthread.php?t=68552[/url]

True that bud, even if I think I can finish it never happens. I always like to leave LOTS of time haha

 

[BigPimpin91]

Don't ever say, "I'm pretty sure that spot of (insert fluid type) isn't mine."