ramblings of a nervous father

[crawlin91]

Do that, and your daughter will be devastated as every potential date takes a quick run in the other direction.

Females are not the helpless go-alongs you seem to think they are. Unless you teach that; in that case, it would be YOUR screw up.

Your daughter WILL eventually lose her virginity, and heavy handed BS like this will just make it earlier and in secret.

just being sarcastic. but yeah parenthood scares the hell out of me.

 

[grey ghost]

just put a sign on the front door never mind the dog beware of owner..works every timei'm out of here and i didn't get shot at
damn that sign works every time..lol



this vidio could be repeated in about 10 years


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TboFZCptbqU

 

[chittybangbang]

My daughter turned 8 in July and the during her annual check up,the Dr turned to me and she has started puberty.NOOOOOOOOO!Man it has started and try putting the genie back in the bottle on that one.
All I can say is lock and load.

 

[Flat Toy]

Having three daughters, one 27 with 2 kids, and two in high school I have gone through the process. All you can do is teach them right from wrong and and by setting a good example. But you never stop being a father and I still worry about them. Even the 27 year old.
Saying that I have with very few exceptions sat their dates down and told them that while I won't know everything they do, if I do find out he touched her I will cut his nuts off. Don't know if that works or not. The oldest tells me that I told one date if he brought her home late I would cut them off, then when they were 45 min. late there was an ax leaning against the door. I don't remember that but she said he would not walk her past the driveway.
The hardest part is not them getting married, it is her getting pregnant after. Then you have no other choice then to believe they had sex. Untill then you can fool yourself into thinking they are not. Your little girls never grow up in your mind.

 

[bobbywalter]

we have them 19-9 in female...4 of em. emmys being a pia right now and asserting freedom as 18 is just a few months away. very uncomfortable.


like mentioned you do your best to make them strong and lead by example...its why i quit drinkin, whoozin and smokin, brawlin....you know all the reasons to live when your 20... and its up to them from there. now they are at that age and the interest of whoozin boozin and cruisin at the college level is calling..

only thing i can do is......awww shit. and pray for the best.


its proving hard for me right now but you never stop being a father and loving the lil monsters no matter how much stupid shit happens.


and my brood arent the homliest kids on the block....so to say i can be a dickhead to certain young men wouldnt be a lie. but honestly, if they are giving it away then theres nothing i can do about it. i just keep boys away till after they are 16. easy to do with full sport and academic shedules and a stay at home and slave to the kids mom.

 

[Ozwynn]

This is the shotgun for you. Full Auto, 12ga

now thats what I'm talking about.

yeah I couldnt imagine being a father of a good looking girl. way to much stress, but yeah get some guns and maybe a few knives and show the future boyfriend your collection. a demonstration of what a 12 ga. slug would do to a pumpkin/thawed turkey would do nicely here.

18 dimes boy, I got 18 dimes loaded in each barrel. you ever see what a dollar and eighty cent can do to a twenty dollar steer let alone a cheap little punk like you. Go ahead move, I'll blow a hole in you big enough to drive a heard of cattle through...........

I wouldn't go that far ........ might go close though......

Your daughter WILL eventually lose her virginity

yep. long after I am in the grave....... seriously why would you say that, I thought we were friends......... she will be pure as the driven snow till she is at least ........ oh god i don't even want to think about it.......

Thia is why I pray that my kids are all boys, but at the same it'd be nice to have a couple girls too...



Man, parenthood can't be easy...

tried that and ended up with 2 girls ...... i knew the last one was going to be a boy ...... know how I knew ....... I told every body that he was going to be a boy ....... The bible says "god will not give you more than you can bear"

X2

Take it from a father that has a 4 year old and a 7 year old that both are models. It's going suck for the next...let's say...14 or 15 years...at least.

Damn good thing they got their looks from their Mom and not me...I'd have to hide them in the basement with bags over their heads....

we had that opportunity. chose to pass on it, even had a woman drive out from chicago that wanted to pay for her portfolio and everything, wanted to get her onto local magazines and pageants ....... I have met pageant parents ...... they make me look almost sane. we passed because she wasn't ready ..... I mean we held her back a year and started her in Kindergarten this year because last year she wasn't ready......

My daughter turned 8 in July and the during her annual check up,the Dr turned to me and she has started puberty.NOOOOOOOOO!Man it has started and try putting the genie back in the bottle on that one.
All I can say is lock and load.

just scary ........... just wait till you got to buy female under garments and those monthly visitor things ......... another thing i don't want to think about ...... 3 women in the same house all doing that at the same time ....... me and the boy are going to live in a separate cabin. we wont even have a damn toilet seat.

Having three daughters, one 27 with 2 kids, and two in high school I have gone through the process. All you can do is teach them right from wrong and and by setting a good example. But you never stop being a father and I still worry about them. Even the 27 year old.
Saying that I have with very few exceptions sat their dates down and told them that while I won't know everything they do, if I do find out he touched her I will cut his nuts off. Don't know if that works or not. The oldest tells me that I told one date if he brought her home late I would cut them off, then when they were 45 min. late there was an ax leaning against the door. I don't remember that but she said he would not walk her past the driveway.
The hardest part is not them getting married, it is her getting pregnant after. Then you have no other choice then to believe they had sex. Untill then you can fool yourself into thinking they are not. Your little girls never grow up in your mind.

so your are telling me not only do you have a sense of humor but also that it never ends .................

we have them 19-9 in female...4 of em. emmys being a pia right now and asserting freedom as 18 is just a few months away. very uncomfortable.


like mentioned you do your best to make them strong and lead by example...its why i quit drinkin, whoozin and smokin, brawlin....you know all the reasons to live when your 20... and its up to them from there. now they are at that age and the interest of whoozin boozin and cruisin at the college level is calling..

only thing i can do is......awww shit. and pray for the best.


its proving hard for me right now but you never stop being a father and loving the lil monsters no matter how much stupid shit happens.


and my brood arent the homliest kids on the block....so to say i can be a dickhead to certain young men wouldnt be a lie. but honestly, if they are giving it away then theres nothing i can do about it. i just keep boys away till after they are 16. easy to do with full sport and academic shedules and a stay at home and slave to the kids mom.

thats why we quit drinking. hey Bobby ...... you remind me of ....... me cept after Teffie has her doctorate then I will be a stay at home with a shot gun on my lap dad.

I better not catch you defiling this pic in any way shape or form.

here is one at the pool with her little boy friend. I used to not like this kid but then I seen him stand up toe to toe with some second graders that were harrassing her..........

sorry. these were done on a camera phone .... I remember when 1.3 mega pixel was the shit ...... now it is shit compared to my 7.1mp that teffie stole from me because her's was 5mp..........


these pics don't do her justice ....... I'll take better ones later..... she has grown 3 inches since we bought her those school clothes.

 

[BlackBII]

here is one at the pool with her little boy friend. I used to not like this kid but then I seen him stand up toe to toe with some second graders that were harrassing her...........

Nice! He must be a winner then

 

[lil red]

he does sound like a winner, and you have a cute little girl there, i hope for your sake she wants to be good, cuz if they dont, they wont
but youll still love her ,you have to

 

[Ozwynn]

right now she is daddy's little girl, and I have her fooled into thinking I know everything. I am afraid the older she gets the more she will realize I am full of shit. her sister is not fooled ..... not in the least ............ she sees right through me and is still daddy's little girl. they are both into trucks, we watch trucks and extreme 4x4 every sunday (now that we got cable again) and they both help me work on the Land Cruiser..... well they bring me tools, but they know what tool I am asking for when i ask for it.

not sure if they are actually into trucks or just because trucks are what daddy likes.........

 

[skippy]

They grow up fast and the time you spend with them now is gold.Teaching them about vehicles is also gold,and don't be surprised if they are truck fanatics later.

My daughter wants a full size truck,but has no problem with driving the 2008 kia I helped her get.25 years seems to have gone by in the blink of a eye.

 

[Chris.S.]

Geez, you guys are making me nostalgic and we're only just getting ready to start trying for the blighters...

 

[skippy]

Geez, you guys are making me nostalgic and we're only just getting ready to start trying for the blighters...

Believe me when I say you got to practice,practice,practice!Morning,Noon and night,and when you think you have it down,practice some more.Then go for it.

 

[Ozwynn]

I got a parent teacher thing next week .......... she beat up a 2nd grade boy that was pushing her around ....... I warned those kids ....... I have been teaching her kick boxing since she was 2.

 

[BLOODBANE]

I feel your pain. My daughter is 6 and 49" tall. All leg, like you say. I pick on her already about having boyfriends and how myself(dad) and my father(Grandpa Max) will bonk any boyfriend (she picks right back at us). I also tell her she cant date until I'm gone so that will take care of that.
In all seriousness though, I tell her to never let anybody ever hit her, or tell her what to do(hopefully it will sink in) and if someone ever does hit her, to come tell Dad(me) and I will take care of the punk(I don't believe in hitting girls and never have). Gonna be tough to handle when she does get dating age though(I remember what goes through a teenage boys mind)........
And she wants a truck just like Thumper113 truck(he's let her sit in it and she fell in love with it)

 

[red85]

"Come on in boy sit on down and tell me bout yourself. So ya like my daughter do ya now? Yeah we think she's somethin else..." You'd just have to hear the song to get what I'm saying here.